December 05, 2005
Jessica Alba has a big tie

I don't know when oversized novelty ties came into fashion, but I hope they never go out. And I'm not just saying that because I recently opened "The Amazing Oversized Novelty Tie Shop" over in downtown Hollywood.
Okay, I lied. That's exactly why I just said that. Now go buy my ridiculously oversized ties before I stab you in the face.
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Comments
1. Posted by minnesotacharm on December 5, 2005 12:00 PM
Extraordinary. Isn't that the same horrendously ugly tie that Danny was wearing last week on the Real World Reunion?
And should I be considering gouging my eyes out for knowing that it's the same tie?
2. Posted by Horatio on December 5, 2005 12:12 PM
Jessica Alba is still hot enough to roast a turkey.
3. Posted by HollyJ on December 5, 2005 12:33 PM
::::CLAWING AT EYEBALLS::::
4. Posted by ElFurbe on December 5, 2005 12:44 PM
You know, Jessica Alba can wear whatever she likes in my opinion. In my fantasy world it all ends up strewn about the bedroom anyway, though I might have her leave the tie on...
5. Posted by ElFurbe on December 5, 2005 12:46 PM
You know, Jessica Alba can wear whatever she likes. In my fantasy world, it all ends up strewn about the bedroom anyway.
6. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 5, 2005 12:52 PM
meh
7. Posted by MrPloppy on December 5, 2005 01:24 PM
Notice the size of the ear rings and sun glasses. The tie is a normal size. Ms Alba is actually shrinking.
8. Posted by suzy on December 5, 2005 02:08 PM
looks like a scarf?
9. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 5, 2005 02:37 PM
That is a scarf....I can see how you could mistake it for a tie...but why the hell are you looking at a damn scarf...you should be looking at the person for whom the scarf is attached to....
10. Posted by Lush on December 5, 2005 03:13 PM
Ok whatever Jessica Alba is hot... that being said, she looks like the special ed kids whos parents let them dress themselves.
11. Posted by xd on December 5, 2005 03:22 PM
Jessica Alba is the most over-rated person ever. She ain't hot at all. She totally SUCKS, as much as the fugly clothes she always wears. There are billions of girls outta there who are so much sexier and prettier and everything. So over-rated!!!
12. Posted by sirokai on December 5, 2005 03:28 PM
Celebrities SHOULD NOT be allowed to dress themselves.
13. Posted by Gophergutz on December 5, 2005 03:50 PM
what's with the finger? Was she about to pick when she saw the camera?
14. Posted by Stacyy on December 5, 2005 03:53 PM
hey! i have the same glasses!
15. Posted by lovebombing on December 5, 2005 04:34 PM
everything she is wearing is oversized. the shirt, purse, earings, watch, sunglasses... maybe she has granny-panties on underneath too
16. Posted by Zapp Brannigan on December 5, 2005 04:36 PM
Is that a giant clown tie or a scarf that happens to look like a tie?
Avril Lavigne called, Jessica, to inform it's no longer 2002.
17. Posted by Jenny on December 5, 2005 05:04 PM
Why is the standard response to any hot girl doing something stupid, "She can do anything she wants, she's so hot." Blah, blah, blah.
18. Posted by asenath7766 on December 5, 2005 05:25 PM
Well, I for one wouldn't wear black and blue together. It makes you look like a walking bruise. The tie/scarf? Just a lame attempt at looking Euro chic.
19. Posted by HollyJ on December 5, 2005 06:11 PM
"what's with the finger? Was she about to pick when she saw the camera?" HA HA HA!! I hadn't even noticed she was packin' the index finger! She was SO going boogie diving...
20. Posted by notorious on December 5, 2005 06:24 PM
jessica alba is the sexiest woman alive, so she can wear what she wants to----besides, when i look at her all i remember is her prom night when i took her virginity....oh so tight
21. Posted by SnackOnDis on December 5, 2005 07:06 PM
Jessica Alba is totally clepto. She stole that Big Sad Clown Tie from Big Sad Clown Faced Jessica Simpson.
Maybe they'll run off together and start a ring of clownies and name it "Big Sad Clown-Like Celebries Named Jessica."
22. Posted by dhampir on December 5, 2005 08:28 PM
Well, it is quite obviously a scarf people. And as much as I would love to critique her choice in clothing, I would rather sit here imagining sex with her, and then kill myself because I cant be her. I see MUCH greater trainwrecks in fashion than that scarf (see 'Madonna').
23. Posted by Linnea on December 5, 2005 11:07 PM
She looks kind of like a bobble head doll. I want to put her on my dashboard and do obscene things with her.
24. Posted by derekd on December 6, 2005 05:52 AM
I mean talk about an attention junkie. Is it not enough that half of the heterosexual men in America have at least a flash thought of you when they masturbate and/or make love to thier tired wives/girlfriends? Un-fuckn-real.
25. Posted by xd on December 6, 2005 08:46 AM
for the love of god, look at her, there's NOTHING hot about that woman. I don't care about her scenes in Sin City that any attractive looking girl could have made equally hot and many so much hotter. If you look at her and think she's hot... well there's something wrong.
"Just a lame attempt at looking Euro chic."?? I'm from Europe and no one wears that ridiculous stuff she always wears or dresses/looks like that. By the way, no one cares about her here.
26. Posted by Swair on December 6, 2005 12:15 PM
still hot.
27. Posted by Cindylover1969 on December 6, 2005 12:47 PM
So because xd doesn't like her nobody else should? That is SO pathetic. And if he/she really thinks nobody in Europe cares about her, he should really visit JMAzone.de for a start...
xd, if you want somebody who nobody in Europe (or anywhere) cares about, just look in a mirror. As for me, I'll take Jessica thanks. (And for the record, I *am* European. Or at least British.)
28. Posted by Cindylover1969 on December 6, 2005 12:47 PM
And yes, she is hot. :)
29. Posted by xd on December 6, 2005 01:48 PM
LOL Cindylover... aww you take it too personal don't you?? I'm sure you suffer a lot of stress in your life haha!!! this is just that, a silly comments section at a funny website, don't take it so seriously... what the heck do you know about anyone in here hun?;)
And it seems that because you have a bad taste I can't dislike the things you like and can't express my opinion??
oh dear, relax!!!;)
30. Posted by asenath7766 on December 6, 2005 02:41 PM
Oh, it was not at all my intention to speak ill of European fashionistas by comparing Jessica Alba's style to them. I love European style. That's why the operative phrase I used is "lame attempt". And I'm sure one could find a few Europeans walking around in black sweaters, jeans and some type of long scarf...
31. Posted by Cindylover1969 on December 7, 2005 02:00 AM
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... you're still being a twit I see, xd. Everything you said applies just as much to you, and more so. I repeat - You Are Pathetic.
32. Posted by jj on January 4, 2006 07:25 PM
Issues, issues,issues,xd are you a little jealous because Jessica Alba is hot.
33. Posted by Genius on January 10, 2006 06:14 AM
xd needs to get a life
34. Posted by Genius on January 10, 2006 06:15 AM
i personally think the tie looks pretty cool, atleast she doesnt follow the trends exactly like some sort of sheep i respect the fact she makes her outfit abit diferent....ide wear this outfit ne day if i could pull it off
35. Posted by Isa on January 14, 2006 09:07 AM
Anybody who says jessica alba looks anything but gorgeous is a jealous cat. Appearance-wise - the woman is a gem, she always has been and always will be. Anyone who says otherwise should take a good look in the mirror and judge that in comparison. Bonne nuit!
36. Posted by ihateher on March 11, 2006 05:20 PM
I hate Jessica Alba SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!! She is an attention-sucking slut whore who can't keep her clothes(what little she is wearing at the time)on. That anorexic little bitch can burn in hell for all I care!!!!!
37. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on March 23, 2006 12:11 PM
hahahahaha i still think shes stupid, the Talentless T & A of hollywood/NYC
no ones hatin', just saying what i think :)
PSihateher, NICE ONE!!! she really does act like a major priss, a psudo-virgin mary lilly white, but we all know what she really is. heehee!
38. Posted by SweeterSweeterBoyfriendStealer! on April 3, 2006 02:41 PM
XD i love you :)
im euro also, we came to america when i was 6,from Belfast. and also, no one is HATIN on your precious alba, i agree with xd cuz this is a site for OPINIONS!!!! AND i agree, there are a million girls out there who are ALSO "hot enough to roast a turkey", like rosalyn sanches, angelina jolie--who will be in Sin City2: The Dame.. SHES the Dame!! FINALLY rodriguez saw the light!!!! its going to be ALL about HER (JOLIE, not nancy), because he said after he directed mr and mrs smith, she was the ONLY woman who could play her. i think carmen electra is probably the sexiest of all ;) she should have played nancy in the first sin city!!!
XD and PostAcidYouth you ROCK! and Zap Brannigan, "Cham-Pag-in?"!!! i LOVE FUTRURAMA!!!!!