December 02, 2005
Mariah Carey getting hitched
Mariah Carey's friends are saying that she will walk down the aisle in June 2006 with music executive Mark Sudack - yeah that's right, the Mark Sudack. He was a staffer at Mariah's record label before being hired as her "house photographer". He rapidly rose through the ranks of Mariah's company and was listed as co-executive producer on her album The Emancipation Of Mimi
Her friend said: "Mariah has tried to keep her relationship with Mark under the radar. She guarded the romance fiercely but she's tired of hiding him. She considers Mark her lucky charm — and largely responsible for her best-selling CD in years."
Well hell, if I knew you could become a music executive simply by sleeping with a singer, then maybe I should have let Meatloaf buy me that drink. Oh well, as long as Mariah's happy. But maybe Mr. Sudack should suggest she spend less time walking down the aisle and more time walking down the treadmill. Apparently part of his musical genius was telling her that chocolate-covered mozzarella sticks improve her singing.
Thanks to Madison for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 2, 2005 11:43 AM
Would you believe Mariah is just to trashy even for me? I've always believed she was the first genetically engineered chiuahu.
2. Posted by HollyJ on December 2, 2005 11:43 AM
I love when Mariah hits those razor-sharp high-frequency notes. I have a great fondness for the Ozark big-eared bat.
3. Posted by Katie on December 2, 2005 12:11 PM
I wish people would stop buying her albums...I wanna see her go crazy again
4. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 2, 2005 01:19 PM
One of these days, while riding around in her diamond butterfly encrusted limo with her scummy rapper "friends", she's going to get shot at. And when that happens, she's going to *really* go crazy....like Howard Hughes crazy...instead of batty millionaire diva crazy....and when that day comes, Mariah will rise from her cavernous closet, swaddle herself in the finest Versace, cram her feet into some Jimmy Choos and summon her lambs to her. And lo, the lambs will attack and fight in her honor. And plagues will be visited upon us all.
5. Posted by doodlewad on December 2, 2005 02:28 PM
wait, people still care about mariah carey?
6. Posted by SideBar on December 2, 2005 02:37 PM
wow when did it become legal to marry yourself?? I mean surly thast whats happening here right? RIGHT?? I mean someone as self absorbed as MC (MIMI) cant possibly be trying REALATIONSHIPS again...or can she...it..whatever.
7. Posted by hafaball on December 2, 2005 05:53 PM
"She guarded the romance fiercely but she's tired of hiding him."
Man, I know she's crazy and all, but she didn't have to lock him in a dungeon or anything. If she hasn't noticed, people really don't care about her anymore, since she's not an anorexic, blonde slut that has sex with animals. If she was, the paparazzi would be all over her, but alas, her only problem is mental disorders...BORING.
8. Posted by apotheosis on December 2, 2005 06:02 PM
"And lo, the lambs will attack and fight in her honor. And plagues will be visited upon us all."
Mariah Carey visiting plagues on us would be like the Chernobyl reactor growing arms and slapping babies around. After a while, it's just overkill.
9. Posted by sadietolstoy on December 3, 2005 11:35 AM
She looks like a blow up doll. I hate her fake boobs.
10. Posted by braindeadmonkey on December 4, 2005 06:14 AM
Someone needs to tell this girl to ease off the cheese balls and to put some clothes back on...or better yet, hire a good personal trainer. Surely with all her money she can afford a stairmaster? Being air-brushed to within an inch of her life is not going to fool the public, unless she thinks we're all idiots. She stopped being the cute sex-kitten she still thinks she is about 30lbs ago.
11. Posted by vanya_k on December 4, 2005 04:04 PM
Fat? No... the anorexic look is dull and she at least has curves. So does Beyonce, and that's refreshing.
Self-absored and over-rated? Hell yes. Didn't she use up her fifteen minutes long ago?
12. Posted by Laur on December 4, 2005 07:12 PM
First of all... nooooo! Mariah is supposed to marry ME!
Second of all... I can't even believe these comments. Mariah is extraordinarily talented, her tits are REAL and they are beautiful as well. She is NOT fat, she is NOT crazy, nor is she self-absorbed or overrated. I'd have sex with her in a heartbeat if I had the chance, and I'll bet all of you would too... so shutup.
13. Posted by MortyFishbein on December 7, 2005 12:46 PM
I don't usually post on comment this old but I was away.
Okay, the poster above is obviously either Tommy Mattola or Chris Tucker. At which point I'd say: "Tommy, you lost your chance;" To Chris I'd say: "You still have a chance."
14. Posted by yogui on December 27, 2005 04:47 PM
Chorus:
You've got me feeling emotions
Deeper than I've ever dreamed of
You've got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above
I feel good
I feel nice
I've never felt so
Satisfied
I'm in love
I'm alive
Intoxicated
Flying high
It feel like a dream
When you touch me tenderly
I don't know if it's real
But I like the way I feel
Inside
Chorus
In the morning
When I rise
You are the first thing
On my mind
And in the middle
Of the night
I feel your heartbeat
next to mine
It feels like a dream
When you love me tenderly
I don't know if you're for real
But I like the way I feel
Inside
Chorus
You know the way to make me
lose control
When you're looking into my eyes
You make me feel so
High
Chorus