Oh, oh oh....I've seen this....it's Jessica's way of letting us know she's sad! Pretty soon she'll start blending in with her surroundings and living off the stored "protein" in her stomach.

She broke up with him with a phone message! That's mature. Is she in high school? She did know she was calling her husband and not some guy she met a bar right?

Is it just me or is she just 150 lbs. away from being Anna Nicole Smith?

Is she in a kitchen at a restaurant? Look at the guy behind her. And BTW - it looks as though she just got her lips puffed up with a little collagen. Nothing like puffy lips to attract a new manboy!

I figured out the sad clown pics: Jessica's nursing a wicked cold sore and her solution is to slather that bitch in lipstick.

ok ok alright..let me get this straight. Jessica broke up with Nick via a text message...was this an attempt to tap into his obviously underdeveloped psyche and lust for the mental equivilent of a small endaged big breasted monkey (hence football game attendance)?? Surely the "make-out" session at the highschool footbal game has somethin to do with it...these two have serious communications issues and act more like the prom king and queen of said highschool...

Did she lift those glasses off Poncherello?
:::::pipe in CHiPs themesong::::

Is she wearing her wedding ring on a chain??? SO woe is me..."I still love him, I just can't completely let go" Also, so very high-school. She's such an idiot! This is horrible...her and Nick were BOTH jack-asses, that's what made them so perfect for one another. Now they're going to be thrown out into single society and allowed to subject their stupidity on everyone!

Poor little rich girl…I wonder if her therapist thought it was a good idea to break up with Nick over e-mail…real mature, bimbo. I hope you get more than half of her $35 million, Nick!

If I wasn't shallow, I'd have no depth at all.

She looks like that "experiment" the Joker created in the original Batman with that girl that jumped off the balcony.

What I find more amusing is the guy lurking in the background..."eyes above the waist, Luigi."

Poor Jessica. She looks like a big sad platymapus ...

Wow. Somebody needs to lay off the lip venom. Please somebody reassure me that those glasses are not coming into fashion.

I'm going to print this picture out and carry it around so I can scare babies with it. And by babies I mean men. And by scare I mean make ejaculate. 'Cuz puffy, bludgeoned, Sylvester Stallone lips are hot - apparently.

Puffy boobs are cool, too.

I don't understand, why is there a guy that dresses and looks like a butcher in the background?

She know's how to send a text message?!?!

jessica is a weird monkey...she was born the year of the monkey. and she's not stupid, she just gets confused easily and thinks its funny when people laugh at her.

hi bb, wan Divorce, cya l8r :)))

Something like that?

There should be a law, no celebrity should get married till there 35. I'm really surprised Linsay(Linsey?) Lohan hasn't gotten married 4 or 5 times yet.

nice collagen. a little lip-plumping ALWAYS makes you feel better. especially after divorce. the bigger the better! and by bigger i mean disguting-er.

Who knew? Jessica can act. Now get naked damnit!

I can't stand Jessica Simpson, but even I can muster up a little pity for her--not sympathy, because that would imply some kind of commonality between us. Maybe she really is distressed about her break-up with Nick. But that red lipstick has got to go.

Eat the rich.
Yet another pathetic wretch thrust into our faces by the all-knowing media whore God.
I say, by firing squad.
Do us all a favor.

geeeez - people a marriage has ended.. -- very sad -- and i think dear daddy has a lot to do with it..

She has a serious fat lip going on. damn. thats either gotta be due to collagen or somebody punching her square in the mouth (possibly nick attempting to shut her up?)

This is jessica's way of showing how big of a jerk her ex. husband was! how the world should feel sorry for her and not nick for he has no feelings...oh jessica give me a break!

I think its just how her lips look after her lip boosting surgery.

She uses that pout a lot because someone told her it looks adorable/sexy. This time she has added "sad face".

She's not being very Dessert beauty, is she?
This is from her makeup line promo:
"Dessert Beauty girls aren't afraid to heat it up, shake it up, be a flirt, or ... flaunt it! Dessert Beauty girls know that the secret to good taste is to taste good - and look and smell good too. Dessert Beauty girls make it their mission to always be sexy and smoochable."
http://www.misikko.com/jessica-simpson-dessert-beauty.html

I could be wrong, but I BELIEVE that her lower lip on her left side has a cold sore that she's desperately trying to cover with makeup and lipstick.

Bad taste in men AND glasses, and now herpes. It sucks to be her right now.

There's collagen all up in that motherfucker AND she has a cold sore....Collagen stuffed and herpes virus lips are still cooler than those glasses. Fucking A, I thought she would fall down a well or somethin by now.

PS I like the serial killer in the background. Thanks for pointing him out. I almost missed it.

i joined just because i read about jessica my boyfriend thinks she is the image of perfection now that she is single please turn into a whore please!!!!!! oh wait whats that on her lip?