December 01, 2005
The kid is not Michael's son
Debbie Rowe, the mother of two of Michael Jackson’s 'children', has claimed the babies were conceived from a test tube.
According to Rowe, both Prince Michael Jr., 8, and Paris, 7, were conceived using semen from a sperm bank. “Michael knows the truth — that he is not the natural father of Prince Michael Jr. and Paris,” Rowe said, “he has to come clean.”
This can come as a surprise to no one. The only way these two were ever gonna have sex was if Michael was drunk and Debbie Rowe was dressed as Macaulay Culkin. Unfortunately for the kids, they're still stuck with Michael, which means they have at least ten more years of wearing pelican masks and socks on their hands. By the time they finally grow up, they'll be some sort of cross between Edward Scissorhands and Pinhead.
Thanks to Erin and Andrea for the tip.
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Comments
1. Posted by PKClover on December 1, 2005 11:06 AM
THANK GOD! I can now sleep at night without picturing his white and black speckled naughty bits going into Debbie's bathing suit areas. Somewhere, Lisa Marie is kicking herself for actually having consummated their marriage.
2. Posted by cat_taylor on December 1, 2005 11:23 AM
So 20 years from now when Prince and Paris come out in public and say that MJ molested them, it can't be called incest. I don't know... just looking for the silver lining.
3. Posted by suzy on December 1, 2005 11:48 AM
lol... ok Debbie comes out now, WHY?? Isn't MJ going broke and moving out of the country so people over there can see how much of a specticle he is...
and if he isn't the father... how did she let him get away with holding the baby out the window in Europe(??) ... it's called a lawyer and SUE DAMNIT!!! she would have gotten some money..
AND IF HE ISNT THE FATHER!!! and obvisously this is true... why would she let him be with her kids and wear masks and fuck up their heads.. these kids are going to need therapy for the rest of their lives and the therapists are going to have no idea what to say to them to make them feel better...
drugs and lots of drugs are going to be needed... and lots were involved in this kind of case lol.
4. Posted by Bill Clinton on December 1, 2005 12:11 PM
It is probably my kid. I donate to those sperm banks a few times a week. I love it! I think I have a couple hundred thousand little Clintons running around out there.
5. Posted by XAmyX on December 1, 2005 12:59 PM
Well of course they are not his children. They look human!!
6. Posted by suzy on December 1, 2005 01:47 PM
lol true XAmyX... but pretty soon they'll turn into the characters that are on their masks... look what happen to MJ lol
7. Posted by Gambitgirl on December 1, 2005 01:51 PM
is ANYONE surprised by this news?
i know bi-racial children can have a variety of appearances but i'm pretty confident a non-bi-racial black man and a white woman aren't going to have pale children with light eyes and white hair. esp. not when the father is Michelle Jackson.
8. Posted by HollyJ on December 1, 2005 02:20 PM
LOL PK & Amy! HA!
Why doesn't Michael just join the priesthood? He already wears all black and molests children.
9. Posted by MrPloppy on December 1, 2005 02:21 PM
So when the police find his corpse dressed in a Peter Pan outfit 30 floors bellow an open hotel window he will still be eligible for a Darwin Award.
10. Posted by rivercmb on December 1, 2005 03:08 PM
Who the hell is she to talk anyway? She sold her kids for money and then, when he took most of it away, suddenly decided that she wanted to be a parent. She was a willing incubator for a nutcase, does that make her any better...
11. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 1, 2005 05:52 PM
So, they're not his kids, eh?
I'm neither sad nor glad.....but I'm horrified that he's allowed to have small WHITE children with him at all times. Prince Michael and Paris will grow up to be the next Gacy and Wuornos.
12. Posted by I love K-fed's Corn Rolls on December 1, 2005 06:26 PM
I always wondered why they were BLONDE...
What the hell is going on here, I don't understand why he STILL HAS CUSTODY of those children. You would think after he got off they would have gone after him in avengence... for the sake of the children I hope they are being raised by a nanny, etc. And by Nanny I do not be Latoya and by Latoya I mean of course, MJ's pet monkey.
13. Posted by hafaball on December 1, 2005 06:38 PM
“he has to come clean.”
He sure does...heh
Oh yeah, stopping showing his damn face on the site, it;s hurts my eyes.
14. Posted by tori on December 1, 2005 09:46 PM
oh my god. seriously?!
15. Posted by bawbag on December 13, 2005 05:45 PM
janet jackson was on the phone saying that her brother michael wont stop visiting, since he found out she has a secret daughter he said the neverland ranch is back open for business!!!!