November 28, 2005
Courteney Cox might be a Stegosaurus
Remember that episode of Friends when Monica had a protruding spine like she was transitioning into a big-breasted reptilian monster? And then she started blowing fire out of her mouth and terrorizing Tokyo, eventually being forced to fight a giant moth monster in a final battle to the death? Because if you do then you're a moron, because that was totally Godzilla, man. Though I understand how you could've made the mistake, since based on these pictures of Courteney Cox in a bikini, it looks like she's been drinking her dinosaur juice and should beome a full reptile by the end of the end of the year. Seriously, that spine is freaking me out.
Full set after the jump. Thanks to Jesse for the pictures.
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Comments
1. Posted by Justin Cider on November 28, 2005 12:08 PM
Her boobies are fake, and I don't care about her dinosaur spine. She's still hot for an old broad.
2. Posted by rivercmb on November 28, 2005 01:16 PM
Who cares about her spine, look at how great her body is. She's 41 and has an ass that's better than most 20 yr olds!
3. Posted by Horatio on November 28, 2005 02:05 PM
Not bothered by the spine at all. Lots of girls have spines like that. I am, however, bothered by the fact that she lets small dogs pee on her. Has Courtney been talking to Ricky Martin lately???
4. Posted by SG on November 28, 2005 02:33 PM
Has anyone else noticed her 90 year old hands?
5. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 28, 2005 02:52 PM
Look at her lips people, she looks like Ashy Larry from the Dave Chapell Show.
6. Posted by HollyJ on November 28, 2005 03:18 PM
I feel like I could reach out and grasp her lordotic spine with my right hand and just RIP it out as if I was deboning a fish...and she'd just collapse like a deflated balloon...
Kinda like in "Species" when Natasha Henstridge rips that girl's back out through the back of the bathroom wall...
Courtney DOES look good to be geriatric, though!
I bet David only mounts her from the facing positions, just to be safe, though. 'Wouldn't want to be impaled on those spinous processes.
7. Posted by lizzielou742 on November 28, 2005 03:58 PM
Hers isn't half as bad as Mischa Barton's.
Screencap from last week's The OC:
http://oc-t.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=59&pos=778
8. Posted by Donna A. on November 28, 2005 04:20 PM
She looks great!
Donna A.
9. Posted by hafaball on November 28, 2005 05:35 PM
oh, the poor doggies gonn get eaten then :( cause she's a dinosaur lady
10. Posted by naeco on November 28, 2005 06:11 PM
I have to agree! She looks better than most 30 - 41 year olds you see in public!
11. Posted by deluxxe on November 28, 2005 06:35 PM
I thought she was cute on Family Ties. but that was like 20 years ago! Something doesn't add up here. Whoever made the comment about her hands is spot on!
12. Posted by Lush on November 28, 2005 07:28 PM
So whats with the albino lips? And I definitely have a problem with the 90 year old hands.
PS Mischa, the skeletor look isn't really working to your advantage.
13. Posted by Mary45 on November 28, 2005 07:32 PM
Thank you lizzielou742...
14. Posted by Smacksmackums on November 28, 2005 08:29 PM
She looks great to me. God, I wish that whoever I'm with looks that great at 40. And I think that the lip whiteness must be from some like zinc or something. THAT looks weird.
15. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 28, 2005 09:07 PM
"14. Posted by Smacksmackums on November 28, 2005 08:29 PM
She looks great to me. God, I wish that whoever I'm with looks that great at 40.
"
WHY? Just trade her in for a new model at 35 or do what I did.
16. Posted by pixel killya on November 28, 2005 09:53 PM
Not sure why these pics are making the rounds again....they are at least 2 or 3 years old. And btw...the nice smooth back that you see in 3000 Miles to Graceland...now everyone knows it was a body double. Still would do 'er....der.
17. Posted by lizzielou742 on November 29, 2005 12:26 AM
Hey Mary45, I'm sorry, I had no idea this page would be linked to on fark.com's main page. That's where all the traffic came from. Anyway, my bad.
18. Posted by dhampir on November 29, 2005 02:45 AM
I agree with most- she sure is a hottie for her age.
And is it just me, or is her navel in the last picture non-existent? Work of a sneaky Photoshopper? Her position? My stupidity?
19. Posted by dhampir on November 29, 2005 02:46 AM
Oh, and that is quite obviously zinc on her lips.
20. Posted by boredchick on November 29, 2005 12:22 PM
Has anyone else noticed the ad on the Superficial for Madame Dee Dee - that chick looks like Daisy from Cox's new show Daisy Does America . . . just something I noticed.
21. Posted by KMac on November 29, 2005 02:18 PM
She looks pretty damn good.
She looks like a real person not some damn head on a stick.
22. Posted by HollyJ on November 29, 2005 07:28 PM
Maybe she just has white chicken-lips naturally.
23. Posted by assholic on November 29, 2005 07:55 PM
yeap, she's hot. dont have anythin else to say but i sure agree that any man would still be more than interested and happy to give her a shag or two.
24. Posted by Iowa_Punk on November 30, 2005 07:08 AM
Is it just me, or is the little boy not wearing a diaper???