Atleast shes not having sex inside some random L.A. house thats parked outside of her van. You know?

Terri Hatcher has to do soemthing to prove she's the actual hottest, most desperate housewife. Eva Longoria stole that title from her. So she'll keep doing repairmen and pizza guys until something gives. Most likely it'll be her 52 year-old back.

Oh shit !! Does this mean I have to sell the VW van now ? Damn Teri and her 'moods'....

If I were Teri, I would find that rumor hysterical and just forget about it. Honestly, who cares? Teri needs to get over herself. That is rumor isn't such a bad rumor anyway. Nothing worth suing someone over.

This is a brazen attempt by Ms. Hatcher to crowbar herself back into the news. Keep it coming, Teri.

When will Desperate Housewives jump the shark? Seriously, I'm sick of it already.

I just want to know where the line ends so I can get a spot. She's certainly older now than she was when I was smitten with Lois Lane on Lois and Clark, but I'd still be down. It'd be a nostalgic win, for sure.

Why can't the Daily Sport get their story straight?

Every guy in her neighborhood knows that she performs hummers on them in a 2003 Humvee parked by the Toy'R'Us garbage bin at the end of her block.

Note that she does not deny that sex romps occurred on an irregular basis.

OK for those Americans who don’t know what the Daily Sport is like click this link. WARNING contains nudity (so don’t use your own PC on at work).

http://www.dailysport.co.uk/

As you can see a highly reputable publication.

Teri Hatcher should be glad that anyone is bothering to write about her at all. However it seems that she isn't really acting on Desparate Housewives, she IS that whiny and pathetic in real life too.

You're so right -giromide- that show needs to go.

Strange that she'd sue them considering she admitted as such to Barbera Walters earlier this year.

LOL @ Horatio ("irregular basis") !! HA HA

Hey, will someone please just laser that huge verticle forehead vein she has? It looks like a jungle vine.

it's obviously not true.
if she had contortionist-like sex in a VW van, her legs would be broken in several places. she's that skinny, ya know?

teri is an idiot. she said that in maxim when she posed for a spread.

That's not Teri Hatcher, for godamn's sake, that's Michael Jackson.

And the report read "repeatedly has sex with small children (and monkeys) outside his home in the wagon used by the Child Catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Lordy, can't these people get anything right?

I wonder if she had sex with other corpses. She looks like a cadaver.

Teri Hatcher needs to get over herself and soon as if she doesn't she'd lose her job. On second thought, please keep on being a complete jerky bitch like you are, love, then maybe I could start to watch Desperate Housewives without the ability to stop myself from cursing you silly. Felicity Huffman needs to go as well as she's disgustingly ugly and she's just playing herself too (read ugly and disgusting). Marcia Cross is as hot as burning fire though.

I dont understand why she is suing a Brittish tabloid.She totally admitted to doing that sort of thing in her interview with America's tabloid The National Enquierer!
Maybe she just doesnt want to look like a bad parent world wide.

I hate articles that are so idiotically false, I mean it's so dumb. Why would Teri Hatcher be having sex in a crap car like that? It'd obviously be the new 2005 Hummer, I mean geez. How do I know? Cause I'm waiting in line...

Teri thinks these articles about her are bad? She should be happy that she doesn't get targeted and have even crazier articles written about her like some other celebrities! For example, here is one written about Ashley Simpson:

"Ashley Simpson was spotted at a restaurant yesterday, eating with her best friend Happy, the dog from 7th Heaven. A fellow diner noticed that Ashley had a bulge in her crotch area, and proceeded to pull her skirt down. Or should we say, HIS skirt down. Yes folks, it seems as if the REAL reason for Ashley's scratchy voice is that she is a she/he."

See, Teri?....oh wait, that article was actually true. And...oh wait, the one about you is probably true too. On second thought, maybe it's not. No guys would line up for you, unless it was because you threatened that if they didn't you may have sex with them.

Is it just me or does this poor gal just not take good pictures. Do blog photographers just not like her?

I like going back in time like this. Of course, maybe I'm a bit bored.
Hummm... #23 - there used to be a lot less useless comments. The Good ol' Daze. And # 3 LOL
You must be fat and everyone hates you.

So it Teri' van's a rockin don't go a knockin'....no, seriously, it's her private property.