November 22, 2005
Ricky Martin likes to pee on people
He's been accused of being gay and being straight and being all sorts of other things, but I don't ever recall rumors of him peeing on people, which makes it all the more strange that he would bring it up in an interview.
Ricky Martin told fans perhaps a little more about his sex life than some wanted to know. “I love giving the golden shower,” he told Blender. “I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.”
I'm just going to assume that his limited grasp of the English language caused him to say something he didn't mean to say. Not because I don't believe it, but because the thought of Ricky Martin peeing on people in the shower makes me want to stab myself in the face.
Ricky Martin enjoys golden showers [The Scoop - thanks Rachelle!]
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Comments
1. Posted by SkyeZ11 on November 22, 2005 11:46 AM
To each, his own....but geez, keep it to yourself!
2. Posted by Georgia on November 22, 2005 11:58 AM
I think I'm gonna throw up.
3. Posted by conceitedhipster on November 22, 2005 12:00 PM
He's just taking cues from R Kelly.
"I want to piss on you / Yes, I do, I wanna piss on you / Wanna pee on you / Drip drip drip"
4. Posted by Nikk The Templar on November 22, 2005 12:06 PM
I agree with conceitedhipster. He is taking cues from R. Kelly. Soon, he'll do is own Trapped In The Closest. Except, it'll be about how he's denying that he's gay.
5. Posted by Marta on November 22, 2005 12:12 PM
I'd still hit it.
6. Posted by suzen on November 22, 2005 12:33 PM
people have been know to drink their morning urine for therapeutic purposes. so a little piss in the shower can't be too bad...ricky can pee on me in the shower any day!
7. Posted by tori on November 22, 2005 12:53 PM
i think he has no idea what he's saying. jesus christ, ricky martin peeing on someone? i need to vomit.
8. Posted by alishaM on November 22, 2005 01:30 PM
he's been out of the tabloids for so long and is currently so uncool he's just saying whatever he can think of to shock people and get his name out there however he can. any exposure is good exposure even if it means telling the world you love the warmth of urine. seriously though, i don't get why celebrities make themselves look like jackasses, but then again here we are talking about him. well done, martin! well done.
9. Posted by alishaM on November 22, 2005 01:31 PM
he's been out of the tabloids for so long he's just saying whatever he can think of to shock people and get his name out there however he can. any exposure is good exposure even if it means telling the world you love the warmth of urine. seriously though, i don't get why celebrities make themselves look like jackasses, but then again here we are talking about him. well done, martin! well done.
10. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 22, 2005 01:38 PM
Ricky you are welcome over at my place anytime. You could help me out with something. See post 1
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/11/21/gwen_stefani_slips_nipple_2005.html#comment
11. Posted by Shauna on November 22, 2005 03:53 PM
Ricky: I love giving the golden shower. I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.
Blender: ...uh.......
*crickets chirping*
12. Posted by Mary45 on November 22, 2005 03:54 PM
Well at least he's not talking about # 2 on people... I guess it's only a matter of time.
13. Posted by pixel killya on November 22, 2005 05:37 PM
I'm #1 in line to go #2 on Ricky.
14. Posted by HollyJ on November 22, 2005 05:45 PM
NEXT STEP:
COPRPLAGNIA - sexual arousal from eating excrement.
Keep me posted on this development. It's only a matter of time.
PS Did anyone else know that there's actually a fetish for licking someone else's eyeball? WTF? There are enough people that do this to warrant creating a name for it???Oculotictus. Who knew? All I have to say is...Rodney Dangerfield.
15. Posted by MortyFishbein on November 22, 2005 06:53 PM
This is too good. It's funny that this is the post that gets people all santimonius. "Oh, how sick!" Like you people haven't tried or been tempted to deviate from the norm in sex . . .
First off, how does Ricky Martin know the difference of the temperature of piss compared to water? He says he loves "giving the shower." He'd only know if someone peed on him. And I'm willing to bet it was George Michael.
Ricky, you are gay and you know it. Just come clean. I saw your 'Behind The Music' and all it confirmed is that you have a really accomodating fruit fly (fag hag to some).
Everyone say hello to Latin America's Trash-Pop answer to Britain's Morrissey.
16. Posted by MortyFishbein on November 22, 2005 07:03 PM
Oh, kudos, to Marta.
That homage to the inane "I'd still hit it," drunken frat boy comment does NOT go unnoticed!
17. Posted by Caroline on November 22, 2005 08:21 PM
I agree with Monty, it's only a matter of time until he admits that he enjoys getting showered on as well.
18. Posted by tori on November 22, 2005 10:37 PM
morty, golden showers aren't a deviation from the norm. that'd be role playing or toys are something. what ricky is talking about is just nasty.
19. Posted by MortyFishbein on November 23, 2005 01:24 AM
Tori, have you had sex recently? Again, let's leave the sanctimony (what I meant to say above!) at home. Just because I hate celery doesn't mean everyone has to or does.
20. Posted by Jerk616 on November 23, 2005 11:28 AM
I like to pee on celery.
21. Posted by HollyJ on November 23, 2005 09:10 PM
LOL Jerk!
22. Posted by assholic on November 24, 2005 02:04 PM
I thought with the amount of money he's made with being as gay as he posibbly can he could afford some decent water heater. Clearly he can't as his shower's colder than his own er, golden shower variety.
23. Posted by Swair on November 26, 2005 11:24 AM
hmm.. he doesn't mention this on his album...
24. Posted by BadassFred on November 27, 2005 01:13 AM
MortyFishbein: "This is too good. It's funny that this is the post that gets people all santimonius. "Oh, how sick!" Like you people haven't tried or been tempted to deviate from the norm in sex . . ."
Uh, honey, I can't speak for anyone else but I can safely say that I've never been tempted to piss on people.
25. Posted by Melinda Roberts on November 28, 2005 07:21 PM
Ew. I'm related to someone who slept with his girlfriend. Ew. Ew. Ew. And my in-laws loved her.
26. Posted by MikeD on January 2, 2006 10:35 AM
hunny, I would hit that thing in less than a heartbeat. He is SO fine... piss on me, I don't care.
27. Posted by thatoneguy2 on January 8, 2006 02:52 AM
ricky, ricky, ricky.... a couple years ago, this would've made you big, but r kelly beat your ass to the punch
28. Posted by ilovericky on February 25, 2006 12:19 PM
btw Ricky has NEVER said he is NOT gay... he has said he does not want to answer that question --- & he always answers questions with ambiguous gender... which actually says... i am gay but am not willing to talk about it! i think it would be powerful to both the gay and latino communities if he came out, BUT hey the guy gets to make personal choices --- & his choices are NOT internalised homophobia --- [unlike Mr. Cruise] As for the pee thing --- yup sounds like he is a pee bottom... but come on who ever thought the dude was anything but a bottom...[personally with that ------ anything else would be a shame] but seriously it seems a bit like he wants to tell us something.... something for him which he has fear of disclosing... i have a feeling that if he told us what he really wanted to.... he would not have the need to "shock" us with pee talk.