November 22, 2005
Is Courtney Love Pregnant? Is There a God?
Back in August, Courtney Love claimed she was pregnant with Steve Coogan's baby, telling Britain's News of the World newspaper: "I'm pregnant. I only found out 72 hours go. I've only told three people and you're the fourth. I've been really unslutty and really picky, I haven't been with another man for a year, which is how I know the baby is his." Both later denied they were having a child together, but Love was recently spotted sporting a baby bump - reviving rumours she is expecting Coogan's lovechild.
I'm not sure that Courtney Love isn't some sort of zombie. She doesn't look entirely human, kinda like she woke up just before they stuck her in the crypt. If that's the case, I'm less worried about her bearing children than I am about her eating them. Doesn't she have a daughter? Has anyone seen her lately?
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Comments
1. Posted by Georgia on November 22, 2005 12:16 PM
This story has inspired me to speed up production of my Eugeni-Ray.
It is a portable hand held device, which will allow the authorized user to quickly and painlessly render women barren and men infertile.
Worried that the couple will try InVitro, DON'T. The advanced technology of the Eugeni-Ray drives the moisture from the woman’s uterus causing it to shrivel to the size of a prune and pass through the body during the woman’s next period.
The irresponsible breeding of stars like Britney Spears initially inspired me, but this news of Courtney Loves possible pregnancy has pushed me to get this product on the market.
I will be accepting applications shortly from those interested in being a licensed Eugeni-Ray carrier. This is a serious job that requires discretion and a commitment to stopping people like Star Jones, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Tara Ried, Brittany Murphy and other unfit people to reproduce.
2. Posted by nichole on November 22, 2005 12:41 PM
Coogan must have been drunk, blind, and high when he had sex with her.
3. Posted by tori on November 22, 2005 12:59 PM
courtney used to be hot. now she looks like michael jackson.
and we all know she doesn't need another kid to fuck up.
4. Posted by yensid on November 22, 2005 01:08 PM
Wasn't she rolling around in the street in NY in July saying she had just had an abortion? Then she is pregnant the next month? Whacko Jacko has some stiff competition these days...looks and action wise...and the strange get stranger.
5. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 22, 2005 01:47 PM
See this is why I am pro-choice.
I know what you all are thinking and NO IT ISN'T MINE!
6. Posted by MrPloppy on November 22, 2005 02:22 PM
From Kurt Cobain to Alan Partridge. See God does exist, and he has a very fucked up sense of humour .
7. Posted by MrPloppy on November 22, 2005 02:26 PM
From Kurt Cobain to Alan Partridge. See God does exist, and he has a very fucked up sense of humour .
8. Posted by Zanathon on November 22, 2005 03:11 PM
I hope the rumor is true.
I hope that she gives birth to a deformed, mentally challenged, heroin addicted runt of a baby.
That will be my proof for the existence of a thing called KARMA.
You know what? She'll probably end up naming her bastard KARMA anyways.
9. Posted by HollyJ on November 22, 2005 05:51 PM
Did anyone actually look at her face in that photo? Did she just get pulled out of a jet engine? Her eyes are crossed like a Siamese cat. Who in the WORLD would stick their penis is this sesspool? She's had more traffic than Rte 66! Aren't they afraid that something might bite the tip off? I bet she's carrying more cultures than the CDC.
10. Posted by Zanathon on November 22, 2005 11:39 PM
If Courtney Love is pregnant, then I believe that she is carrying tripplets with each fetus having been sired by a different father.
And I wouldn't be surprised at all if one of the fathers was the homeless heroin addict that lives in the alleyway beside her appartment complex. That dude just hit the jackpot.
And yes, I was indeed referring to Ms.Love's vagina. Just think about all the child support payments that hobo might receive from Courtney...and think of all the meth he'll now be able to buy!
11. Posted by Salacious on November 23, 2005 10:08 AM
If she wants to breed again, then go for it. But I wish she would've quit with the cheek implants, bad fake tooth veneers, mulitple eyelifts, skin resurfacing, 5 nose jobs & lip jobs........enough already! It's clear she has body dismorphic disorder more than anything! That nose job is so 1980's.
12. Posted by rathernot on December 9, 2005 09:27 PM
I didn't know babies could grow in a uterus of maggots
13. Posted by LolitaLortab on April 26, 2006 07:27 PM
I hate her.