November 22, 2005
Britney & Kevin Are Great Parents
America's favorite rednecks were at it again over the weekend. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline visited Marquee in New York City Friday night and downed a copious amount of alcohol.
Spears was drinking vanilla rum and orange juice, and according to a source "they seemed very lovey-dovey. They left at 2:30 a.m. while the rest of their crew closed it down." Son Sean Preston was seen in the back of the car when they left.
A few questions arise here: How long was their kid sitting in the back of the car? Does Kevin rap better drunk than sober? Is their son breast-feeding, and if so, was he loaded? And is it really safe for Britney to do the rebel yell while drinking moonshine from a milk-carton and peeing out the limo window? I don't think I want to know the answers.
Britney, Kevin Love N.Y. [NY Post]
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Comments
1. Posted by an44 on November 22, 2005 09:45 AM
you can tell the baby already has the beginnings of a single Kfed-dread, one rhynestone earing stud, a cry dedicated to a white-russian fix, and a diaper full of cheetoh-dyssentary.
2. Posted by Jenny on November 22, 2005 11:29 AM
You know, I think it is all well and good to live your life and "not be bothered by what the media says about you." But when your career and thus your child's fiancial future depend on your public image, then you'd think Britney would be a little more discreet.
3. Posted by Xanthia on November 22, 2005 11:50 AM
White trash is as white trash does. That kid is doomed!
4. Posted by Georgia on November 22, 2005 12:03 PM
Xanthia is totally right. He'll probably get a Baby's First Meth Kit for his first birthday. Britney ought to invest in a rehab facility cause hes going to need it. Not to say I'd blame him.
5. Posted by Nikk The Templar on November 22, 2005 12:04 PM
I bet Britney's milk tastes like Miller High Life and stale Marlboro Lights.
6. Posted by nichole on November 22, 2005 12:37 PM
I really hope this isn't true.......
7. Posted by tori on November 22, 2005 12:55 PM
wow. i heard she's breast feeding, so i'm truly frightened. that poor kid, he doesn't have a chance in hell.
8. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 22, 2005 01:41 PM
Britney reminds me so much of this intern I used to have. mmm Britney, leave the kid with Kevin and come "work" for me.
9. Posted by MortyFishbein on November 22, 2005 06:30 PM
I bet he's the only baby in America that can change his own diaper and drink his father udner the table.
10. Posted by babylove on November 22, 2005 10:12 PM
why did britney marry him? honestly!
11. Posted by Mike on November 22, 2005 10:40 PM
Just how much longer are we supposed to care about her?
12. Posted by ehaugh on November 23, 2005 10:30 AM
I feel like Britney is trying to keep Kevin by going to a club and staying out all night drinking and in the mean time, she is totally screwing up her baby. She doesnt want her relationship with Kfed to end just cause that means the whole world was right and he is trash.
She needs to dump him and focus on being a mother.
13. Posted by Smugalicious on November 23, 2005 12:32 PM
Someone told her that babies make great accessories. She's considering getting one for every vehicle.
14. Posted by sassy on November 24, 2005 09:12 PM
I'm sorry, but I actually though Britney would make a good mom... I mean, she can't sing, she can't act, her ass's too big to shake... this was the only thing letf for her...
BUT MAN WAS I WRONG!... She's a terrible mother...I absolutely agree with ehaugh... She's more concerned about kepping his hubby, than keeping her own baby!... OMG! really... I'm Shocked!... leaving the baby, while boozing up... no..no..no...
SASSY OUT!
15. Posted by Darrel on November 27, 2005 12:10 AM
Please.. the girl's from Kentwood. Her son will probably be taking sips of Abita Turbodog by the time he's 6. That's about the time I had my first taste of Dixie Beer...
16. Posted by curlifries18 on November 27, 2005 05:45 AM
I dont know why she broke up with justin, Im not a pop lover at all, but at least hes a decent level headed guy!!!
What the heck is wrong with her, she seems intent on destroying every ounce of respect that she didnt have.
17. Posted by ebayfan414 on November 27, 2005 06:04 AM
No No No No!! You guys misunderstood everything! Britney didn't drag her baby along and leave him in the car...what actually happened was entirely different.
You see, though Sean "White Trash" Spears is just a tiny baby, he is already more mature and responsible than his mom Britney and dad Kevin DirtyTrashWhoHooksUpWithRichCelebritiesForTheirCash. So Sean and his mom's roles have reversed; he is the one in charge.
He was actually babysitting Britney. That's why he was waiting in the car for her. He was going to hire someone to look after her, but he figured that she'd probably just end up marrying them, like she ended up marrying the loser dancer that is unfortunately his dad.