November 16, 2005
The Superficial News
• Jennifer Aniston has been named GQ's Man of the Year, despite vehement objections from my crotch. [MSNBC]
• Oprah Winfrey says going on a liquid diet in 1988 was a terrible idea. Not a terrible idea? Getting her own talk show and making a gabillion dollars. [AP]
• Sharon Stone has settled a lawsuit against a plastic surgeon she says made false claims she had a face-lift. Although I wouldn't really consider eating his soul and spitting on his empty carcass "settling." [Reuters]
• Jude Law and Sienna Miller are back together again. And now they're not. And are. And not. And are! This game is fun. [Seattle PI]
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Comments
1. Posted by DrDanny on November 17, 2005 09:36 AM
What's the deal anyway? Who decided that Aniston is a "babe" and why wasn't I asked? Really, she's a skinny big-nosed woman with a weird jawline.
2. Posted by onecrazybizaach on November 17, 2005 11:19 AM
"vehement objections from my crotch" haha. . .I'm going to use that.
3. Posted by JudithJetson on November 17, 2005 02:02 PM
Aniston as WOMAN of the year???!? What has she done this year that qualifies her? Other than be hideous and moderately talented and get dumped by a handsome man for a spectacularly sexy and supremely talented woman?
I guess the old saying still holds, it's not who you know, it's who you BLOW......
4. Posted by sweet_elle on November 17, 2005 07:40 PM
ok, I have to agree, I don't understand why she was named woman of the year, when she really didn't do anything! BUT, I think she does seem like a genuinely nice person. Plus, I have to disagree with the comment above, I think she is beautiful, b/c it's the beauty within that radiates.
5. Posted by ehaugh on November 17, 2005 07:42 PM
Before we go calling Jen ugly, lets not forget that she will make more in the time it takes you to read this than you will make in a lifetime (and she does that based largely on her looks) so she must be doing something right! Im a big Aniston fan and think her being "Woman of the Year' is great!
6. Posted by MortyFishbein on November 17, 2005 07:43 PM
I'm with you, Judith. I'm reeling at the fact that she got on the cover of this magazine when up until now she hasn't been anything but "Rachel" and lucky enough to have snagged Brad Pitt before he really decided he wanted to be somebody.
But obviously, this whole my-husband-left-me-for-a-younger-and-significantly-more-beautiful-and-sexy-woman thing has really been a boon to her carrer. While I think this is one of the sleazier things Angelina has done, it hasn't hurt Jennifer Anniston all that much. She gets to play the wounded wife and "sex pot." Jennifer, you ain't fooled everybody!
7. Posted by derekd on November 17, 2005 08:22 PM
Aniston being named "man of the Year" in GQ magazine has just confirmed my suspicions that the magazine is for(AHEM)Homos(cough).
OK she's not ugly. But c'mon she's not a knockout and has no range in her acting ability. Now if you need the cute girl for the silly romantic comedys, she's your girl. Can you imagine her in lets say Jolie's character in "Girl Interupted"? I don't think so.
8. Posted by ehaugh on November 18, 2005 11:38 AM
Yeah, or can you imagine her playing Croft in Tomb Raider, i mean, that was such a great movie. Angelina at her best! (if you cant hear the sarcasm in that statment, you obviously havent seen those movies)
9. Posted by elle on November 18, 2005 04:56 PM
anyone who thinks jennifer aniston is ugly is just plain crazy and i don't see your faces on GQ anyway. i think she's beautiful though not quite worthy of woman of the year, but damn, i'd be jennifer aniston anyday. and just b/c she has been dubbed "rachel green" doesn't mean she's a bad actress in any respect.look at lindsay lohan, you don't see aniston doing herbie fully loaded do ya?? she's a few major steps above many of A-list celebs.
10. Posted by Viola on November 19, 2005 09:06 AM
Jennifer Aniston is not beautiful. She is just average. I've lived pretty much all over the world, and [for the reasons I won't specualte on here] this country definitely has lowered standards of beauty (no offense).
11. Posted by elle on November 19, 2005 12:22 PM
in response to viola:
I think beauty is in the eye of the beholder. i think too many people view "beauty" as skanky whore's who like to show their breasts.. i don't necessarily agree with jennifer aniston's GQ ad,(as it's hypocritical to what i'm trying to say) though i think i'd respect her more than alot of other celebs.
12. Posted by thegirlwhomight on November 19, 2005 02:53 PM
The beauty within??? Well now we know what her boobs look like too!
13. Posted by becca11 on November 22, 2005 02:30 AM
dustin hoffman has a nice body
14. Posted by becca11 on November 22, 2005 02:31 AM
dustin hoffman has a nice body