November 16, 2005
Britney Spears goes braless to Malibu animal hospital

If I was pregnant and had giant pregnant-boobs I wouldn't wear a bra either. Or a shirt. Or pants. Or any clothes at all. I'd just walk around naked, occasionally squirting people with milk and screaming, "The miracle of life! The miracle of life!!"
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Comments
1. Posted by spamnews on November 17, 2005 08:45 AM
What's with Britney's sideways thong thing in the close-up picture? Or is it just a fuzzy-photo of a mommy-sized thong? Or giant granny panties?
Something is wrong 'down there' is all I'm saying.
2. Posted by screwtheman on November 17, 2005 09:03 AM
Ugh. I'm never eating flap jacks
with downward pointing nipples again.
Wait. What?
3. Posted by SuitedPair on November 17, 2005 09:33 AM
thats the top of her sweatpants.
4. Posted by DrDanny on November 17, 2005 09:34 AM
Why aren't there full-res versions of these pix ? I love to zoom in on nip-slips and such to get a good view of the naughty bits.
5. Posted by giant purple frenulum on November 17, 2005 09:57 AM
Loooove the expression in the first pic. "yeah, baby. this is PURE trailer hotness."
6. Posted by J-Bo on November 17, 2005 10:09 AM
It looks like K-Fed and a few buddies are performing some hip new moves under that shirt.
7. Posted by FIVE0 on November 17, 2005 11:14 AM
YEAH C'MON!!! Nothing like some big ol' white-trash titties!!!
8. Posted by glitterbutt on November 17, 2005 05:20 PM
Don't hate. There's nothing wrong with Britter's torpedo ta-tas... that an industrial strength orthopedic bra couldn't help.
9. Posted by derekd on November 17, 2005 08:13 PM
Whats with the shiteating smirk?
10. Posted by spamnews on November 17, 2005 08:20 PM
Nah, that's not the top of her pants. I dl'ed the pic and there's a break in the stripes up her leg and then a traingular lighter white bit then a string (more like a rope) running 'round back.
11. Posted by BillyGurl on November 18, 2005 02:04 AM
Hey Britney - Kirsten Dunst called, she wants her titties back.
12. Posted by elle on November 18, 2005 12:05 PM
what woman in the right (by right i mean sane) mind go out into public with paparazzi are constantly following without a bra!? well i'll look at it from the other side..maybe if i were white trash and married to scum i'd like to hang my big ol preggy tits all over the place too. or not. I should probably get back to my job now.
13. Posted by elle on November 18, 2005 12:07 PM
what woman in the right (by right i mean sane) mind go out into public with paparazzi are constantly following without a bra!? well i'll look at it from the other side..maybe if i were white trash and married to scum i'd like to hang my big ol preggy tits all over the place too. or not. I should probably get back to my job now.
14. Posted by Bill Clinton on November 19, 2005 12:16 AM
OMG! My Dream girl!
I wonder if Hillary will let me have an intern we she becomes president. Britney may need work in 09.
15. Posted by assholic on November 19, 2005 04:33 PM
ew bloody ew. why are her nipples always erected though? any tip coz mine are so small even though i've reached a pretty respectable 18 years old.
16. Posted by Sammy on November 23, 2005 03:32 PM
BRINTEY LOOKS SO RETARDED WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER IS SHE TRYING TO BE WHITE TRASH IF I HAD ALL THAT MONEY ID AT LEAST GET A BOOB JOB TO FIX MY DROOPY BIG NASTY NIPPLE TITTIES !!
17. Posted by Sammy on November 23, 2005 03:33 PM
the outfit looks about right though for a new mommy lol nothing matches hair yanked up looks like me
infant is now 6 months