November 16, 2005
Anna Nicole is a Great Mom
Anna Nicole Smith hooked up with a barmaid at Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood last week. The barmaid - a pretty blonde named Tracy - was later bragging about the night she spent with Smith, sharing digital photos with customers.
"She wasn't keeping it a secret. Anna Nicole put her in handcuffs and her neck was covered with hickeys." The source added, "Anna Nicole was doing that butt-slapping thing — it was just bizarre. And her son was in the house."
Ahh yes, nothing like having the little ones watch mom's lesbian sex with strange bar women. Fifteen years from now I can imagine the psychologist talking to her son, saying "Yes, yes, so Wednesdays were 'wash the vibrator' day. Now tell me about that birthday party when you were eight - yes, the one with the midgets and the drunken gorillas. Oh, the gorillas were high? I'm sorry, please go on..."
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Comments
1. Posted by derekd on November 17, 2005 08:28 PM
UGH! Another white trash whore with as much charisma as a sock. Should you even print an article on her? Couldn't you find someone more significant like, lets say, Patrick Swayze?
2. Posted by Zanathon on November 17, 2005 11:19 PM
"...it was just bizarre. And her son was in the house."
No doubt watching the entire scene as it was going down.
3. Posted by Audrey79 on November 18, 2005 05:42 PM
How long do you think it'll take until those pictures end up on the net?
4. Posted by assholic on November 19, 2005 04:44 PM
am hoping never here as anna nicole reminds me a lot to kristy allen. she's last century's news, i meant to say the woman is just ancient, man. lesbian sex aint hot anyways. c0ck rules the day!! real ones that is, not those plastic/ rubber/ whatever material made kind.