November 14, 2005

Keira Knightley Nip Slip at Pride and Prejudice Premiere

keira_nipslip.jpgI have no idea what this Pride and Prejudice movie is about, but judging by these pics I'll just assume it's about a bunch of slutty, sexually-confused english girls running a nineteenth century bordello. You wouldn't think it'd be that hard for Keira to avoid embarrassing pics like this. She's not exactly Pamela Anderson. She's much more wiry, like a hairless cat with knockers. Only without knockers. So basically she's just a hairless cat. A sexy hairless cat. That I have sex with. Okay, this is getting weird.

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1. Posted by Zanathon on November 17, 2005 11:22 PM

Roger Ebert said, "Kiera's nip-slip at the premier was, bar none, the best part of Pride and Prejudice."

2. Posted by assholic on November 19, 2005 05:29 PM

keira knightley was only hot in bend it like becks. she only pouted her way through all of her other movies ugly-ly. there's just way to much hype bout this skinny thick-browed brit b!tch and she has absolutely nothing to actually make it big in hollywood but somehow she did coz people just buy all the hype being shoved down their faces these days. sigh, point made though.

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