November 10, 2005

The Superficial News

• Heath Ledger paid $3.5 million for his house in Boerum Hill and his new neighbors are sad that he and Michelle Williams ignore them. Understandable, since the affection of a duck is high on everyone's list of desires. [Page Six]

• Proving her maturity as a serious business woman, Paris Hilton has been prank calling Nicole Richie. At least she isn't leaving bags of flaming dog poo on her front porch. Or is she? [MSNBC]

• The man who threatened to kill Bubba Gump during a road-rage incident pleaded guilty to possessing a loaded gun. When questioned, he responded, "I want in on his profitable shrimp business!" He yelled it too. Like an angry man. [AP]

• Michael Jackson has fired his closest confidantes and shut down his website, moving one step closer to becoming the craziest of all the world's crazy recluse. [FOX 411]

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