October 28, 2005

Music producer Phil Spector is a muppet/murderer

Alright, Phil Spector, I'll believe you when you say you didn't kill that actress. Even after her body was found in your house, and you told police that you "didn't mean to shoot her. It was an accident." But I'll be damned if I'm going to sit here and listen to you say that isn't Will Arnett's hand up your ass. I'm not a child, Phil. I know Hollywood. And I've had my hand up enough producers' asses to know tha-- puppets! I meant puppets! Damnit. I've made a huge mistake.

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