October 28, 2005

Kevin Federline Not A Juke Box Hero

In what seems the latest chapter in Kevin Federline's bizarre quest for humiliation, the stubbly yin to Britney's yang recently brought home some music he’d recorded. According to In Touch Weekly, he played it for Spears, and was “greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed. She said his debut CD might sell ‘a hundred, maybe a thousand’ copies if he was lucky."

What makes this even funnier is that this musical critique is coming from Britney Spears. This is like having Richard Simmons call you gay. And of course Kevin can say nothing, because without her he'd be working the Naughty Boys' All Male Revue within two months. He'll just have to stumble off to his 'studio' (the one with '2 Fast 2 Furious' posters all over the walls), and continue to work on that hip-hop remix of Stairway To Heaven.

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