October 27, 2005

Kirsten Dunst - Lesbian?

Kirsten Dunst, whose curiously-shaped breasts and waxy play-doh face are slowly making me question my own sexuality, now has a same-sex crush of her own. The 23-year-old Spiderman star revealed she admires Patricia Arquette's sexy curves and self confidence.

I have a girl crush on her. She's a real woman - she's not anorexic or perfectly tanned. She's not trying to be anything but what she is, and that's the most sexy thing."

Having scared off most of the men in the country, I suppose it was only a matter of time before Kirsten Dunst went Chasing Amy on us. And, besides that, is being what you are really ‘the most sexy thing’? Because I always thought the most sexy thing was me, naked, singing “I’m a Slave For You” while covered in butter. But hey, that’s just me.

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