October 21, 2005

Madonna is a suspiciously Aryan Jew

Just over a week after Kabbalist rabbis made it clear to Madonna that they don't need her help branding and/or slutting up their religion, she's taken it upon herself once more to defend her spiritual beliefs. This time, she tells Telegraph Online that, considering the way people react to her being a Kabbalist, "I may as well have announced that I've joined the Nazi party."

Yeah, telling people you're part of a Judaic religious group is exactly like telling them you're a Nazi. What a perfectly apt comparison to make to the press. If I were your PR agent, I could never have cooked up something so clever and befitting for you to say. Maybe next time you could work in your dreams of one day running your own sweat shop and beating underage Asian children as well.

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