October 18, 2005

Sharon Stone is a flasher

sharon_stone_only_coat.jpgSharon Stone opened Louis Vuitton's new flagship store on Paris' Champs-Elysee wearing only a coat and nothing underneath. A source told the New York Post that she "showed up in a Louis Vuitton coat with nothing underneath. That was it. Like a flasher."

At least she didn't actually flash anybody. The thought of seeing her naked might sound appealing, but keep in mind that she's 47-years old and the world's most joyless ice queen. I don't have definitive proof, but I suspect that seeing her naked ice queen body would result in your penis falling off. There's also a fairly good chance that your soul might be devoured, so watch out for that too. Or don't, whatever. It's your soul, man.

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