October 17, 2005

Jennifer Aniston makes out with Vince Vaughn

News of the World is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn were all over each other on the balcony of their penthouse suite at Chicago's Peninsula Hotel. Of course, you can't see Jennifer Aniston's face, but sadly, it's gotten to the point where we all actually recognize the back of her head. I bet you're sitting there right now thinking, "That's exactly how Rachel kissed Ross in season two, episode fourteen!"

God, I wish Jennifer Aniston had shot JFK. There would be no mystery. He'd drop and everyone would think, "That's exactly how Rachel shot Archduke Ferdinand in season four, episode twenty-three!"

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