October 12, 2005

Katie Holmes' dad is a sensible fellow

Katie Holmes' dad is furious about Katie's pregnancy as well as the fact that she's getting involved in Scientology.

“[Martin Holmes] was very upset and got into a real spat with Katie,” the forthcoming issue of Life & Style Weekly quotes “a close friend” of Cruise as saying. “Tom had promised her parents that they would do the right thing and get married before any baby came along.” After scolding his daughter, according to the mag, Martin Holmes berated Cruise by declaring “You’re no good.”

Anybody who has the good sense to yell at Tom Cruise and tell him he's no good is okay in my book. The only way to make him any more okay would be if he actually got Tom Cruise to start crying and then spit in his face. And then maybe dress him up in a little ballerina outfit and call him a sissy girl. If that's not good times, I don't know what is.

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