October 05, 2005

Britney Spears makes sex tape

britney_federline_sex_tape.jpgUs Weekly reports that a Britney Spears and Kevin Federline sex tape might be surfacing. A member of Britney's entourage allegedly copied one of her personal home videos and is threatening to release it. A source says, "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant.”

For some reason I picture Britney Spear's sex tape to be of her and Kevin Federline rolling around in some mud, occasionally smoking a cigarette and throwing back a bottle of Whiskey. And I'm pretty sure there might even be an actual pig involved. I'm not saying that Britney and Kevin are into having sex with pigs, but what little I know about white trash is that they love their muddy pig sex. And really, who doesn't?

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