September 30, 2005

Tyra Banks and Jennifer Love Hewitt are desperate

Wait, what? Tyra Banks and Jennifer Love Hewitt have breasts? Did anyone else know about this? Because I've never heard them talk about it. And I've been sitting here, fake-admiring their modeling and acting prowess like a schmuck, when all the while I could have been real-admiring their breastigial prowess. Yeah, I know "breastigial" isn't a word, but I don't have time to think of not-fake words. I have years of staring to catch up on.

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1. Posted by Zanathon on November 18, 2005 12:05 AM

Now, Jennifer, I want you to touch Tyra's tit.
Aw yeah, that's great!
Now, Tyra, I want you to slip your index finger in and out of Jennifer's mouth.
Aw ye- NO, Tyra! Your pointer finger! Not your calous covered thumb!

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