Ahahaha. Normally, I'd make some rude remark, but I saw Nicole on Howard Stern the other night and I'm not complaining. She looks good.

are you kidding me she was 97 pounds

is it wrong that im more attracted to captain hook?

She is reacting to the outrageously high prices at Disneyland.

Looks like Captain Hook is getting some back door blarney.

How about...

"Micheal Jackson playfully sneaks up on lover Macaulay Culkin for a steamy embrace."

nah that wasn't funny at all try again

ARRGGHHH!!! I'll swab ye poop deck with my oar!

Come on, that was funny

Look at her elbows. That's just not right. Her arms look like twigs. Anyone finding that sexy is in need of a real woman. Wouldn't her stamina run out after 3 minutes?

Well, since I can see the hook clear as day, it must be some other sharp appliance making its, err, entrance.

What's with the glasses? She looks like an anorexic bug.

"I surrender! Feed me!"

I'll make a prediction: She'll lose another 5 or so pounds over the course of a year, and when more people come to her saying "you need help," things will change. She'll eat more, then feel bad and not eat for a few days, binge, then not eat, binge...etc. Yes, she's lost weight, but I don't think she's taken control of her "problem," and this is evident in the way she's treating her body.

Yes. A real woman like Star Jones or Rosie O'Donnel I'm sure that's what every man wants.

"Young boy tries to escape from Neverland Ranch."

Nicole Richie!? I swore that was an Olsen on first look. Nicky is getting skinner and lighter as the days go by.
And i love how all these girls who look like the need a sandwhich all go around in clothes 4 sizes to big. Whats up with that?

re airedwin
cause who doesn't love rolls of fat you can lose your remote control; on the flip side Nic rich's breath probably reaks of semi digested food

I'd rather imagine she has cockbreath. Slut.

Ewww, semi digested cock breath! there goes me lunch

We finally have the proof, that she is indeed a smelly pirate hooker.

I heard on Howard Stern from Nicole Richie herself that she sucks good cock. I also heard from Paris that Nicole Richie is a liar.

theres no way that a girl who barely eats food is taking someone's purple veiny monster into her mouth and going to town on it

Either this starved-slut has black nail polish or the eating disorder has started to take its toll on her fingernails.

Is that what they are calling cokeheads now "anorexic"...hmmm...

yeah, everyone wants to screw fat rolls. whatever. a real woman: someone who looks like a woman at first glance, not a little boy. who said anything about star jones? there is a happy medium between bones and fat ladies.

sexymama are you fat?

no thank you very much, are you? 130 lbs, 5'6" and proud of it. how about you?

Did u see her on the Help Katrina Hurrican Victims commercial. She had this duck face and a bobble head on a really tiny body. It was kinda funny lookin... her head is to big for her body!

Liar. I'm 200lbs but that's only because my massive cock weighs 50lbs.

i beg to differ 5'6, 130 is fat

lol

"Do you have a little captain iy you?"- Captain Morgans Spiced Rum

and anyone who whose user ID states "sexy", ahhhh, probably not that sexy

actually according to a weight/height chart for 5'6 her target weight is 126. wats 4 lbs?

4 pounds is the difference between flat tits and awesome tits.

i do fear! lol that captain joke was prett funny!

" raise da roof this ish is off da hook"

Yeah, but the "hot" chart reads a buck 15, beeotches

and by the way... we r not here to judge ourselves b/c we r perfect the way we are we are here to judge those damn celebrities that have all that money...and fame... :)

Arrr, I'm going to squash you like a bug! Arrr

Shiver me timbers, it's Peter Pan - without a "peter"!!

who cares if I weigh 130 and I'm 5 lbs over the national average? obviously only mr. 50 lb cock, that's who. If you had the mentality of someone over the age of 13, you would understand.

I always liked captain hook... the cartoon... I dunno I was abt 4 and I was like damn... he is sexy!

What's up Tom? I love your movies.

Mr. 50 lb cock has a name.

Grab your ankles Nicole... Captain Hooks gonna split you in half!

first things first. I betcha that she's not really at disneyland, but at a thematic abortionist that makes killing your baby more fun by dressing up.
Avoids her getting fat.
also the best thing to do after making an abortion joke is hit on a virtual chick.
hey sexy mama. wanna suck face?

Nicole Kinda looks white now... airedwin... is it really 50 lbs or is it like 47 and u just like to round up.

the chances that airedwin has a 50lb cock are about as good as the chances that sexymama is really sexy

50lbs erect 47lbs limp

Are you making fun of my cock? Because it's probably that you're a guy that can't leave your computer without breaking down a wall and the aid of a helicopter lift.

Caption:

"An incredibly untalented wannabe actor who probably couldn't get a real role in Hollywood even if all the members of the Screen Actors Guild suddenly got SARS is seen goofing it up at Disneyland. And to the left is Captain Hook."

no i'm a beautiful breathtaking evil ass woman out to rule the world. you've been warned

That's cool. Wanna fuck?

Times are tough for you, worn out your fifi?

Seriously if people were so obsessed with my weight I would have an eating disorder too. They are either too fat or too skinny, is there an actual weight that people can be without being criticized?

(Oh by the way, NO I am not fat)

I don't know about a caption, but she looks like she should be living in a Miami Beach retirement community.

can someone tell me why this skank matters at all? was she actually adopted? nice to she did something with all of her advantages. Lionel must be proud.

(But those sunglasses DO not work on her, they are WAY to big for her)

Re Diana

No.

When did all of these girls start looking like the Olsens? And by Olsens I mean Skeletor from the He-man cartoons....

I don't have an eating disorder because I was born perfect.

Ok, first of all, your target weight is rated by your height... 100 lbs at 5' and add 5 lbs at every inch after that. And that's with a range of about 5 to 7 pounds, so sexy girl up there is actually just fine at 130 pounds being 5'6". People don't take into account muscle mass either, so She could be even bomber...or be flabby, who knows??? But with Nicole Ricthie... Who here thinks she looked hotter when she was actually a little chubby???? It matched her persona better as well, and even when she was chubby, she wasn't that fat at all, compared to non hollywood girls... The ACTUAL average size of the average american woman (5'5") is 14!!!!! so there!!
p.s. I am 130 lbs at 5'5" so technically I would be overweight.

oh yeah, it's different for guys.

who wants to be average?

ps you just said a whole lot of nuthin'

Bottomline is you're overweight, stop eating, workout, or kill yourself.

I liked her so much more when she was Paris' fat little sidekick. She needs to turn around and fight the captain armed with her boney elbows and her protruding collarbone.

I'm 5'2", 100 lbs. and I have a great rack!

congrats on winning the gentetic lottery; be fruitful and multiply

genetic

Capt. Hook is going to make her walk the plank. Those boney arms could not even a good handjob give.

Or he'll let the rest of the crew bang her until her bones crack.

Bleech.

OdetoBrit - Yes I think she looked better a little chubbier (actually she looked best when she STARTED to lose weight but yes she has taken it a little far) BUT with how people are always saying she's too fat, then they lose a few pounds and then they are too skinny. Its just annoying people need to worry about their own weight and stop worrying so much about everyone else's weight.

Okay, I'm confused. Is Nicole dating Cisco, too?

whats wrong with you people?yes she is anorexic so what?don't be so harsh on her.ive been anorexic as well and i know that its not that easy do get "cured".she will find help someday when she wants it not when people tell her.and about fat people being sexy....i mean come on get real?!?!

ooo.. someone hit a nerve.

Bowling ball on a toothpick. Need I say more? Yes? Ok! My new theory: Han Solo is amassing an army of frail anorexic women that can be folded up and transported via his FUPA pack. They aim to deprive the world of all coloric products. He has already recruited Calista, The olsen's, et al. Then he and the crazy laughing woman from the Guatemalan market (their version of Jabba the Hutt) get all the food and worship of the waif-like soldiers.

Fat people suck. Nothing better to do than think of ways to insult skinny/ happy/ skinny & happy people.

Oh for the love of God I think you need www.eating-disorders-r-us.com. Can we just stick to ripping on Nicole and not sharing our boo-hoo stories?

Now... back to bobblehead. She may or may not have an eating disorder. I mean what else is the poor thing to do with herself since she stopped hitting the crack pipe? Personally, I think she is still smoking some kind of crazy shit because that dude she is marrying sure is a troll. Any sober girl wouldn't touch that with a long boney arm. Maybe if we're really lucky they will just go live under a bridge and have a bunch of ugly babies together and we'll never have to hear about them ever again.

Maybe she is excited because she just found Tara Reid's missing handbag with all her jewels in it. Silly drunk Tara forgot she lost it in Disneyland and not in europe.

I must be old and stupid. What's a FUPA pack?

Hey Nicole...got a little Captain in you?

i was at disneyland the day she was there....but unfortunately, i am pretty much the worst stalker ever. We got off space mountain at the same time and her disney tour guide covered up her pic so no one would order it, to my great dismay. then her posse lit up and carried on. she did look really good though, not too skinny at all, just petite

Why did this comment section explode into critisizing other peoples' weights? Who gives a flying fuck what other people weigh and what weight charts say is 'normal'. Everyone is different and sexy in their own way. And for the record, 130 and 5'6" is actually slim. Some of you are just so messed up seeing 95 lb anorexics on TV you forget what actually looks good.

Since when did Captain Hook become pelvis thrusting hook?

".. and it was then that Nicole Richie began to freak Captain Hook, shouting 'Raise the roof, yo!' completely ignoring the fact that she was not in a hollywood nightclub anymore."

That Jay Leno interview really got out of hand.

What's up with all the flat chested chicks being the "it" girls?

He looks like Cisco Adler conquering yet another whore.

****WARNING, CONTAINS HIGH CONTENT OF CHEESE****

Q: What's something that Capt. Hook loves and Nicole Richie needs?

A: Aaarrrby's

****I tried to warn you****

Well, according do that chart I'm supposed to weigh 125 lbs, and that is ridiculous. The most I've weighed was 120 lbs when I was 14 and I was chub chub, I would never be happy looking like that. I weigh 115 and I consider myself normal, not normal as in akin to the masses but normal as in the way things should be.

Though 110 pounds for 5'5 would be perfect.

Sorry. Fupa stands for "fat upper pubic (or pussy) area. It was in reference to the fanny pack Harrison Ford wore a few days ago. I recently learned this word somewhere and it is in www.urbandictionary.com. I thought this audience was young, nasty, cutting edge hipsters. I am 30 (that's old right?) and a total dork.

"Hey, you're not Captain Morgan!"

"Mr. 50 lb cock has a name."

Mr. 50 lb cock IS a name! It's a great name! Mr. 50 lb cock!

Now my name looks stupid.

"Please keep your comments relevant to the entry. Comments will be moderated and inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed."

hmmm, would that comment be irrelevant, or inappropriate?

Whatever I was just stating what the nutritionists say... My friend was shockingly underweight and categorized anorexic though she was not. Everyone is different, some might weigh less or more than what they are supposively supposed to, so who really cares??? I knew this was www.thesuperficial.com but Frikkin ay, people are just plain mean and judgementa. Even beautiful Angelina gets dumped on.

supposively?

1. Dude what's Jack White doing
with Nicole Ritche?

2. Mr. Shmee's looking pretty good.

3. She's been banished to Neverland- as in I'll neva be anything but
a no talent whore.

thats all I got- (thankfully)

(jus one more pleeze)

"Hey one's a dense, wooden, masked poorly costumed freak and the other is Captain Hook!"

Thanks I will vindicated....

OMG! She got sooooo fat.

miss^snowflake, there is nothing sexy about a woman who is fat. chubby is one thing. FAT is gross.
i think nicole looks cute skinny, though the buggy glasses are just ugly. they were bad when my mom wore them in 1983, now they're frugly.
btw, you gotta respect a girl whose boyfriend used to weigh 300 lbs

"Ruffled shirts in da house! *raises roof*"

is it me or has everyone forgotten why ´nicole richie is even famous, because she is linoel richies daughter and is it me or has everyone forgotten that he is black and his wife is and therefore nicole is. so what the hell has happened because she definatley fits in with the skinny white girls of the superficial world ie. lindsay lohan, paris hilton and mischa barton!

i think nicole ritchie looks really good. although it's pretty obvious she's a coke addict. her eyes have that dead look that only drug addicts have.

Ooh tweeny weeny hearts and flowers - let's not be nasty about poor Nic. And let's all be nice to everyone whatever their size.

Don't make me vomit. I come on this site to read nasty vicious bitchin.

Incidentally, does anyone know who originally said "If you don't have a good word for anyone, come and sit by me"?

Beck- I believe she is adopted, so she COULD be white, I am not really sure though.

"Can't touch this"

Body by candy coated life.

diana- have you seen pics of Nicole around seven holding her mum and dads hand she has a full blown afro she aint adopted she is in denial

LOL. I will say that when I first heard of her. I saw similarities between her and her dad and was surprised when I heard that she was adopted.

Amber

It was one of the old ladies from Steeel Magnolias (Olympia Dukakis)

I think her face looks beautiful thin..she just needs to gain about five to ten. I like her.

-Fearing some sort of strange retaliation from ex-best friend Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie has hired a private security staff

-After first loosing 350 pounds with gastric bypass surgery, Nicole Richie's fiancee, DJ AM, has undergone some additional, albeit very subtle, cosmetic alterations.

-Nicole Richie has left fiancee DJ AM, for a newly pumped up artist formerly known as Prince

nicole is adopted

Thanks for clearing my confusion, usvigirl. I thought perhaps Nicole was also dating Cisco, but it's Prince! Whew, now I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Elton John and Michael Jackson have announced that they will indeed be touring together.

"Ooo, Captain Hook, is that a parrot in your pocket or you just happy to see me?"

"I don't understand your reason for kicking me out of Neverland, Captain Hook, because I havn't a clue on what 'being too promiscuous' even means."

"Did you guys know that Smee has a schlong this big?"

"Look at me! I just lost 10% of my entire body mass by farting!"

Can't you just leave her alone? I'm 15 years old, 5'3 and 98 pounds. I'm small like my grandmother was. I was born this way and I'm proud of it. Just leave the poor girl alone. Stop obsessing about her weight and worry about your own. It would do you all a lot of good.