September 23, 2005
Vida Guerra knows how to dress

It takes a bold woman to pull off a shirt like that. And by bold, I mean big-breasted. And by big-breasted I mean slightly whorish. And by slightly whorish I mean looks like a bottle of shampoo. And by looks like a bottle of shampoo I mean the mailman. And by mailman I mean where the fuck is my Netflix DVD? I ordered that thing like two weeks ago.
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Comments
1. Posted by maetl on September 23, 2005 02:08 PM
oh my!
2. Posted by sexymama on September 23, 2005 02:10 PM
ewww!
3. Posted by Martin92 on September 23, 2005 02:12 PM
Implants
4. Posted by LonelyWolf on September 23, 2005 02:14 PM
Flashing your puppies like that...Why even bother to put on make-up and do your hair?? :s
5. Posted by CANADIAN Tracy on September 23, 2005 02:19 PM
butterface
6. Posted by hautecouture18 on September 23, 2005 02:20 PM
ummm. who is she... sorry... dunno her. Nice boobs... kinda skanky... but she looks decent... dunno abt the face... but fuckable
7. Posted by Proteon on September 23, 2005 02:21 PM
Strange her left tit is wrapped in cloth while her right tit is oddly almost completely photosho- I mean hanging out.
8. Posted by Gophergutz on September 23, 2005 02:23 PM
Harrison Ford could wear that shirt with no problems.
9. Posted by airedwin on September 23, 2005 02:26 PM
look at all the black people
10. Posted by gracieo on September 23, 2005 02:30 PM
Who the fuck is vida Guerra????
11. Posted by Gophergutz on September 23, 2005 02:33 PM
I think she's one of those girls that is famous for being famous. I don't know that she actually "does" anything except sit around in front of a camera covered in baby oil. Which is enough apparently.
12. Posted by robinz on September 23, 2005 02:35 PM
Her ass is better than those breasts. But, heres the real question? Why Vida? Why subject yourself like that? What happened to having a personality? Oh yeah, she doesn't have one.
13. Posted by Gophergutz on September 23, 2005 02:39 PM
Did anybody notice Whitey McIrish in the second picture? Identity crisis?
14. Posted by mac2048 on September 23, 2005 02:43 PM
Holy Boobs!
Her face is a mess, though. Paper bag should do the trick...
15. Posted by hautecouture18 on September 23, 2005 02:49 PM
yeah saw the other pics... nice ass, big tits... the face... not so nice... gotta hit it from the back... so u dont see her face
16. Posted by PatrickBateman on September 23, 2005 02:57 PM
She is famous for being one of 5 women in a lingerie article in FHM, and the letters poured into the office requesting more of her due to the size of her ass. She has a freaking HUGE juicy ass. Anyhow, face like a spanked baby, but her ass (and now, her tits) are worth eating poo for.
17. Posted by *le-le79* on September 23, 2005 02:58 PM
what a slut..
18. Posted by bone_daddio on September 23, 2005 02:59 PM
at what point do do shirts/dress tips just become bags to be thrown over heads...it sure would make it easier to focus on bare boobies.
19. Posted by *le-le79* on September 23, 2005 03:03 PM
you know there are such things as butt implants besides breast implants, so she probably is half silicone half human
20. Posted by Gophergutz on September 23, 2005 03:06 PM
"She is famous for being one of 5 women in a lingerie article in FHM, and the letters poured into the office requesting more of her due to the size of her ass."
People that "read" FHM can write?
See, that's why stereotyping just doesnt' work. There's always some exception to the rule.
21. Posted by Geno on September 23, 2005 03:09 PM
There's nothing wrong with her face.
She's hot, I don't like implants, but she's hot, hot, hot.
22. Posted by Geno on September 23, 2005 03:12 PM
Go to her website...
what an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is hottttttttttttttttttttttttt
23. Posted by Momo on September 23, 2005 03:27 PM
where is she? is that a video game expo er somthing?
She could have gone with somthing a little less tacky. I mean really, her nipple is practically falling out and god help her if it does in that crowd, those dudes look a lil flesh starved.
24. Posted by Juliette on September 23, 2005 03:47 PM
When all else fails show your titties.
25. Posted by ImRichBitch! on September 23, 2005 03:50 PM
nice ass
26. Posted by liebemin on September 23, 2005 03:58 PM
I'm sorry. Is that...is that a jumpsuit? It is, isn't it?! It's a baby blue velor/spandex jumpsuit! I mean really, if you're going to be a whore, you might as well be a classy one. And Ms. Guerra certainly nailed it, people.
27. Posted by Joe Mamma on September 23, 2005 04:10 PM
Holy Funbags Batman!!!
I don't know who she is, but give her and Oscar. And a bottle of Astro-Glide. I'd like to see where she'd go with it.
28. Posted by Lizardqueen on September 23, 2005 04:33 PM
Isn't this supposed to be a celebrity blog? Does this piece of excrement count? What a wretched garment. BTW, what is up with the people who gather 'round to get photos and autographs with people like this at gamer conventions and such? What goes through the mind of Whitey McIrish while he waits for his turn? One false move and her bandage will leave her completely naked in front of all those parolees. Guess it wouldn't be the first time.
29. Posted by DallasFish on September 23, 2005 04:33 PM
y'know Vida Guerra means "Life War"
makes you think, doesn't it?
30. Posted by ihatechoosingnames on September 23, 2005 04:41 PM
eurgh whether it's revealing or not, that is one of the ugliest outfits i have ever seen..
31. Posted by Starshine on September 23, 2005 04:44 PM
I want to pop that zit on her back
32. Posted by Penis McVagina on September 23, 2005 04:53 PM
Vida is ugly.
33. Posted by fowler on September 23, 2005 04:53 PM
I'd pop it with my teeth.
34. Posted by Penis McVagina on September 23, 2005 04:54 PM
...still, I'd hit it.. I guess :-/
35. Posted by eatme on September 23, 2005 04:56 PM
i'd turn that ho around grab on to those huge milk bags and do her doggie style - she's got a butta face but the cans make up for it - no one is lookin at her face anyway - especially in that outfit
36. Posted by Xarah on September 23, 2005 05:15 PM
Nice zit!
37. Posted by MortyFishbein on September 23, 2005 06:01 PM
Why is that on every one of these posts that has some skank in it you have the same guys saying 'I'd hit that?' Okay, it's established. You have dubious taste in women and whatever is put in front of you, you'll screw. Fine. Great. Move on.
I've often wondered how the world gets populated with classless, cheap broads and stupid, single-digit IQ men. It's dumbasses like the ones above "hitting" Vida Guerra and then allowing them bring forth life . . . Jesus . . .
38. Posted by dollparts on September 23, 2005 06:09 PM
....i'd hit it.
;)
39. Posted by carrie bradshaw on September 23, 2005 06:13 PM
Such a tasteful outfit. She is obviously modest and doesn't try to grab the spotlight in the slightest. Only ugly slutty looking people do that.
40. Posted by Pat the Bongo on September 23, 2005 06:52 PM
I'm surprised that the simple tie-knot in front is holding that huge payload.
41. Posted by poopookatchoo on September 23, 2005 06:58 PM
haiku to vida
i love so much, baby
dont care if they're fake
42. Posted by Carrie on September 23, 2005 07:34 PM
she was voted hottest something or other in a guy mag like maxim, but not that magazine.... can't remember the name, but my boy friend gets it.
43. Posted by Juliette on September 23, 2005 07:47 PM
Gawd, couldn't they find someone better? Was Tara Reid sick that day or something?
44. Posted by Kallisti on September 23, 2005 08:42 PM
I have never, ever heard of this person. Ever.
She does have quite a--what's the word I want?--*bodatious* rack; however, the back problems this chick probably has to suffer through have to suck giant donkey balls.
Hey, I have to make myself feel better about my (now seemingly) microscopic 32Cs *somehow*...:(
45. Posted by Honestee on September 23, 2005 09:21 PM
She's just famous for her body.
She was "supposed" to be working on an album, but after she tried to create her own publicity stunt by saying that somebody on the internet hacked her who knows what and put naked pics of her and kitty cat on the internet, the label dropped her.
Very trifling. I've lost the little respect I had for her before.
46. Posted by Sarcastikus on September 23, 2005 09:59 PM
If I remember correctly she's a model from Portugal and many believe she has either the most perfect, or one of the most perfect asses in the world (it IS very nice).
47. Posted by Mugato on September 23, 2005 10:18 PM
They're real. They'll be waxing the floor in 5 years.
48. Posted by Julies on September 23, 2005 10:58 PM
why are you people saying she is ugly? She has a nice face. She has nice skin, nice nose, nice teeth.. there is nothing wrong with her. All you guys that are saying she's ugly, i'm sure you don't have model girlfriends! Who are sick in their own right cuz today's models are so freakin' skinny! anyways.. she's fine!
49. Posted by georgiabunny on September 23, 2005 11:03 PM
no i mean, she's really hot, and as a woman I'm comfortable affirming this. What I don't understand is wearing the wrapper from a pack of cotton rounds around your torso, calling it a shirt, and sitting outside what looks to be a taping of midnight at the apollo....can we say, supreme court case of gang rape turned into headline news gold?
50. Posted by sugarplum on September 23, 2005 11:25 PM
No idea who that is, but those rock-hard implanted boobs and that ugly face doesn't make me want to even find out.
51. Posted by follydolly on September 24, 2005 12:30 AM
that doesn't. look. good.
52. Posted by slayer on September 24, 2005 12:45 AM
it looks like her pyjama bottoms are trying to strangle her
53. Posted by anth0nyc on September 24, 2005 01:33 AM
she has a big zit on her back... probably from shaving it.
54. Posted by Kalu on September 24, 2005 07:11 AM
Are you serious that her name is 'Vida Guerra'? You are kidding me right?
Because Vida Guerra in portuguese means Life War. What sort of a stupid name is that? Must belong to some big breasted woman who is slightly whorish.
55. Posted by tyler4all on September 24, 2005 09:32 AM
Ok, first of all, vida guerra means life war in spanish not portuguese. And Guerra is a very common last name in Spanish-speaking countries. Yeah, so if you mistake spanish for portuguese, doesn't surprise me you're dumb enough to judge a woman's sexual activity because of her name.Did everyone run out of things to say about her outfit? Yeah , she shows off her body but most models make their living that way. DUh!!! I'd take a "whore" like this any day as opposed to a snowblower like kate moss.
56. Posted by mrwok on September 24, 2005 11:30 AM
That's very true.
Now would you hit it, or not?
57. Posted by mrwok on September 24, 2005 11:31 AM
http://www.vidasworld.com/
58. Posted by tyler4all on September 24, 2005 11:49 AM
uhhh....YEAH!! lol...what guy wouldn't? it's funny how some girls hate on guys coz guys would screw just about anything but you have to be a guy to understand.
59. Posted by Nikk The Templar on September 24, 2005 01:48 PM
Vida needs to go back to being a loan officer in New Jersey.
She's sunk to the lowest common denominator. Next thing you know, she's gonna sucking off Master P for a crack hit.
60. Posted by sarijane on September 24, 2005 02:14 PM
Actually, she's not Portuguese at all. Her family escaped to America from Cuba. So she speaks Spanish and English, not Portuguese.
61. Posted by Sarcastikus on September 24, 2005 03:39 PM
Well, either I didn't remember correctly, or read some misleading information, or had Vida mixed up with someone else. Oh well!
62. Posted by roz on September 24, 2005 04:13 PM
whoa. those are going to sagggg..
and what's with the cattle market??
random.
63. Posted by amy on September 24, 2005 04:38 PM
Seriously, I wouldn't even fit that shirt....and I'm an "A" cup.
64. Posted by Jello on September 24, 2005 04:38 PM
I love the huge zit on her back.
65. Posted by clitcommander on September 24, 2005 04:59 PM
Who the fuck is she? (Yawn.....)
66. Posted by Juliette on September 24, 2005 06:34 PM
hhahaha 'cattle market'
so true..
67. Posted by Sheniferous on September 24, 2005 08:22 PM
@tyler4all
the words for "life" and "war" are the same in spanish and portugese, dumbass.
re: topic... her ass is what she's really all about... but i just can't get with that grill of hers.
68. Posted by sarcasticfreethinker on September 24, 2005 10:19 PM
Viva Guerrilla will be pushin' those fake tits around in front of her on a gurney in 10 years
69. Posted by Kalu on September 25, 2005 12:08 AM
re: tyler4all
"Yeah, so if you mistake spanish for portuguese, doesn't surprise me you're dumb enough to judge a woman's sexual activity because of her name."
jeez, i am so sorry for my stupidity. i mean, really, i should've know that her name is actually spanish, not portuguese, even though Vida Guerra means exactly the same in both languages.
i wasn't... "judging her sexual activity." i was just quoting the post.
70. Posted by tyler4all on September 25, 2005 12:13 AM
well, the words "life" and "war" might mean the same in portuguese and in spanish but she's of hispanic heritage. That's what i was correcting. And when i corrected that person i did not call them dumb. I called them dumb because they thought she was a slut due to her name and that IS dumb.
So much for trying to seem smart huh, sheniferous?
71. Posted by Kalu on September 25, 2005 12:18 AM
but she IS a slut because of her name. obviously.
72. Posted by no.name on September 25, 2005 05:49 AM
argh. hurry and update already! i'm sick of seeing this butterfaced skank and her fun bags.
73. Posted by amber on September 25, 2005 07:52 AM
i dont know if anyone asked this...but what the hek is she sitting or riding on?
(the guy in the red shirt in the second picture wishes it was him)
haha the expressions are classic.
74. Posted by siren823 on September 25, 2005 06:18 PM
At least her boobs are real. Fake tits aren't supposed to sag like that. Of course, large breasted women shouldn't leave the house without a bra but she is a porn star.
75. Posted by ooshawn on September 25, 2005 06:24 PM
yea right, most of you people would die to have sex with vida guerra. If you had the choice between being broke as hell, escaping from cuba and getting paid just to be hot you would do it. I'm just a plain normal guy like anybody else, but i'd cut off my left pinky toe to bone vida on a regualr basis.
76. Posted by b~money on September 25, 2005 10:33 PM
dear Kallisti,
of course you've never heard of her. you're not a guy, nor a lesbian are you? didn't think so..
OTOH, your 32C's sound plenty juicy in their own right. be not ashamed, proud woman
btw, 2 words: cell phone.
pimp on.
77. Posted by b~money on September 25, 2005 10:35 PM
>
if pornstar is a synonym for assmodel these days, then why yes she's a "pornstar".
~b
78. Posted by him_lover on September 25, 2005 11:02 PM
is that a zit on her back?
79. Posted by MoMoFaShoMo on September 26, 2005 03:07 AM
this site is only updated on weekdays to whoever asked.
why's everyone freakin out? she's got big tits that speak neither spanish nor portugese. isn't that what really matters?
i heard demi and ashton hitched! is it true?
80. Posted by DonLes91 on September 26, 2005 09:47 AM
Check out this page: http://imdb.com/name/nm1446962/
to see Vida's many accolades...or lack thereof.
81. Posted by Jules on September 26, 2005 09:48 AM
She's a very pretty lady, but acting/dressing slutty just to gain attention... honestly, at this age, people should remember they are a young adult, not a high schooler.
82. Posted by Ragin_Pope_Angus on September 26, 2005 02:20 PM
I likes 'em.
I'm sure she has a great singing voice,
She's a swell humanitarian. She may not be able to act as well as Kathy Bates or Glenn Close, but that's alright.
But I likes 'em
Sister Kallisti, you go and rave on. You are blessed with enough cat-itude that you are welcome into the Pope's Sanctum Sactorum. ;)
83. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on September 26, 2005 03:33 PM
Those knockers look insanely painful, it's like her skin is stretched to its thinnest possible capacity. Maybe that is why this bitch decided to just wear pressure bandages to hold them up instead of a regular top. Makes sense.
84. Posted by IvoryFingers on September 26, 2005 06:02 PM
She's a thick chick for sure!
85. Posted by Lord Helmet on September 27, 2005 10:29 AM
Oh my...how could any guy not want to do her.
86. Posted by Dawn7 on September 27, 2005 12:44 PM
Yes that is a zit on her back..as well as a zit on her arm toward the top. As well as underneath her caked on makeup. If you sliced her head off and replaced it with a pretty one...I'd dyke it out with her. Nice bod.
87. Posted by fragile_wild on September 28, 2005 12:44 AM
I REALLY hate to say this, but it looks like her tits aren't actually fake... They're not choking her, nor are her nipples competing with her bellybutton. If you look at the contours of her tits, they actually look real. Either she's just a really lucky girl with a gorgeous body, she has a fucking great plastic surgeon.
88. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 21, 2006 05:58 PM
Um, who is this prostitute and Why should I care?
89. Posted by missnique on March 9, 2006 12:04 PM
she looks like a hoe, although she does have a nice lower half..i feel completely comfortable saying this as a female. BUT..her face is wack...that is NOT the perfect face...her nose looks like an italian noodle...her eyes look strange..her head shape..no no no...look at these pics urself
http://www.eblog.ru/spaw/images/vida-guerra-ass-nude.jpg
http://people.freenet.de/hildegreg/vida_guerra5.jpg
http://www.shampube.com/celebrity/vg0001.jpg
90. Posted by missnique on March 9, 2006 12:07 PM
she looks like a hoe, although she does have a nice lower half..i feel completely comfortable saying this as a female. BUT..her face is wack...that is NOT the perfect face...her nose looks like an italian noodle...her eyes look strange..her head shape..no no no...look at these pics urself
http://www.eblog.ru/spaw/images/vida-guerra-ass-nude.jpg
http://people.freenet.de/hildegreg/vida_guerra5.jpg
http://www.shampube.com/celebrity/vg0001.jpg
91. Posted by missnique on March 9, 2006 12:09 PM
she looks like a hoe, although she does have a nice lower half..i feel completely comfortable saying this as a female. BUT..her face is wack...that is NOT the perfect face...her nose looks like an italian noodle...her eyes look strange..her head shape..no no no...look at these pics urself
http://www.eblog.ru/spaw/images/vida-guerra-ass-nude.jpg
http://people.freenet.de/hildegreg/vida_guerra5.jpg
http://www.shampube.com/celebrity/vg0001.jpg
92. Posted by tinyedge on March 23, 2006 08:53 PM
You bunch of fucking sad cunts! This chick is hot hot hot, and all that most of you can say is that her tits are fake & her face is ugly etc etc etc.....take a look in the fucking mirror you pathetic dweeb muthafuckers!!! You could only dream of being with a babe like this while you're spanking yourselves silly in the bathroom.