September 22, 2005
Mariah Carey drinks in public

Look at her face and try not to laugh. I dare you. I also dare you to actually look at her face, because those breasts of hers are out of control.
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Comments
1. Posted by mospeada on September 22, 2005 01:53 PM
I dare you to look at her face and not that rack!
2. Posted by bone_daddio on September 22, 2005 01:54 PM
what a total waste of fake boobs.
3. Posted by grateful on September 22, 2005 01:56 PM
those boobs are trying to escape!!
4. Posted by Geno on September 22, 2005 01:59 PM
Remember when she used to be hot? That being said, I would. And you would too. Don't lie.
5. Posted by Ms. Dilligaff on September 22, 2005 02:02 PM
Bwaaaah haaaa haaaa! What can I say? I tried.
6. Posted by Proteon on September 22, 2005 02:03 PM
She's doing it again - she's giving us the BAD side of her head!
7. Posted by hautecouture18 on September 22, 2005 02:06 PM
Oh my god... Im speechless
8. Posted by brettburns on September 22, 2005 02:06 PM
I don't know what you people are talking about, "used to be hot." I'd pay money to hook up with her.
9. Posted by Joe Mamma on September 22, 2005 02:11 PM
Nice rack, but that look on her face! She looks like she is trying out for "I am Sam" 2.
Or as Carlos would say... "Dee Dee Dee!"
10. Posted by Eukonidor on September 22, 2005 02:18 PM
Eye searing side cleavage.... and I am laughing hysterically... I couldn't help it.
11. Posted by masc on September 22, 2005 02:20 PM
mariah's practicing good water safety, would you look at those great flotation devices!
12. Posted by mac2048 on September 22, 2005 02:23 PM
Ooooo child, she looks a mess!
13. Posted by diffigrl on September 22, 2005 02:31 PM
Remember when Mariah used to be on the same level as pop stars like Christina and Britney... oh, wait, she still is.
14. Posted by subzero on September 22, 2005 02:32 PM
landshark......
15. Posted by DallasFish on September 22, 2005 02:33 PM
What happened to the sweet girl who sang "Vision of Love"?
Now she's just a hip hop ho' with jugs.
Nice jugs.
Nice, big jugs.
Nice big, juicy jugs.
Mmmmmm....
16. Posted by aprille on September 22, 2005 02:34 PM
And nobody noticed that she's drinking red wine out of a champagne flute? Trés gauche.
17. Posted by d-list on September 22, 2005 02:44 PM
why the h3ll would you pay that much money for such horrific looking fake boobs!? get a clue, mariah.. you're NOT on fi-ah.
18. Posted by Lizardqueen on September 22, 2005 02:48 PM
Tacky indeed! I do believe she is drinking red wine out of a candle stick and not a champagne glass. Why bother with the strips of gold fabric nipple covers anyway? What's the point? It's like those fingerless gloves.
19. Posted by Clance-man on September 22, 2005 02:54 PM
Those fun-bags have lost all their fun.
20. Posted by Nick_BFB on September 22, 2005 02:55 PM
Damn she looks a mess. Needs to lay off the cheesburgers.
21. Posted by Tommy Cruise on September 22, 2005 03:03 PM
Looks like she's trying to give Tara Reid a run for her money. Sorry, Mariah, but nobody can out-slut Tara!
22. Posted by mutterhals on September 22, 2005 03:04 PM
I think she peed on Jenny Mcarthy, then swallowed her whole
23. Posted by Grey on September 22, 2005 03:27 PM
those are the worst implants ive ever seen. ive seen cheap strippers with better implants than those!!!!
24. Posted by MrPloppy on September 22, 2005 03:33 PM
I agree with Grey. But then a strippers tits are her only source of money. So I’m sure in 6 months Mariah will have a great new pair.
25. Posted by bone_daddio on September 22, 2005 03:42 PM
put a pillowcase over that face and she would still look good.
26. Posted by hautecouture18 on September 22, 2005 03:44 PM
haha!!! ur funny bone... kinda gross but funny!
27. Posted by torrance on September 22, 2005 03:47 PM
Ugh... they don't even look good.
28. Posted by *le-le79* on September 22, 2005 03:51 PM
it's a shame what money does to some people
29. Posted by asherdeus on September 22, 2005 04:11 PM
I must say, there was a time when her sleezy look attracted me.
But I'm not 14 anymore.
30. Posted by Momo on September 22, 2005 04:16 PM
I never really thought twice about mariah before her break down but since then i can't get enough of the chick. I love the huge train wreck that shes totally becoming...can't wait to see what the future holds
31. Posted by networkchic on September 22, 2005 04:18 PM
Wow, you can tell by the way she sits...she's a real lady.
32. Posted by mutterhals on September 22, 2005 04:18 PM
Her titties look like they are made of ham
33. Posted by Ragin_Pope_Angus on September 22, 2005 04:32 PM
You know, for all of her money, you'd think she'd be able to afford more of a bathing suit than one from the dollar store. Moooooooooo! Momo's right ... she's a friggin' fascinating train wreck.
She looks like a 'tard ...
... with 'tardo tits!
34. Posted by Obsessa on September 22, 2005 05:00 PM
Looking at that picture, I wouldn't recognize her - I would think white hillbilly trash: bad ratty two-toned hair, buck teeth, sleazy bathing suit from Fredricks, and not to mention what's already been mentioned - her drinking wine out of a champagne glass.
Even if she was 30lbs lighter and had flab-free arms, she'd still look like shit. A bathing suit top is suppose to FIT properly, accentuate the form while giving support. Clearly, that's not her intent at all. She thinks she looks hot and that's hilarious!
35. Posted by Hester Prynne on September 22, 2005 05:13 PM
Bloated much?
36. Posted by carrie bradshaw on September 22, 2005 05:22 PM
I would like to personally thank the Superficial Website for posting pictures such as this, what with Mariah and Tara today. My self esteem has rocketed, since after looking at them I have realized that I'm actually quite pretty. In addition, since photos such as these destroys my appetite, I'll become as skinny as Hilary.
37. Posted by Darby on September 22, 2005 06:29 PM
She is one unattractive scank.
38. Posted by robinz on September 22, 2005 06:54 PM
I'd just tittyfuck her. That's it.
39. Posted by izzy on September 22, 2005 07:13 PM
haha, i made a retard noise when i saw her face. i want to know: isn't there a law against glass around beaches and stuff? that swimsuit top would fit an olsen. wait, mary-kate? are you in there?
40. Posted by Juliette on September 22, 2005 07:24 PM
She really let herself go big time.
41. Posted by Bean Paste on September 22, 2005 08:10 PM
"Damn, I just pissed out all of the diet coke that I've been drinking out of this crystal glass...wait..that shit is warm, yo...uh-huh"
42. Posted by BastardotheGreat on September 22, 2005 08:22 PM
Mariah Carey sucks major ass. She has completely lost that charm she had back in the early nineties. Now she's just your run of the mill whore for hire.
43. Posted by sugarplum on September 22, 2005 08:32 PM
It's not Mariah, it's a booze drinking manatee with awful implants.
44. Posted by Daniel Brown on September 22, 2005 09:29 PM
This photo makes her look like Sue from Survivor 1...with an enormous rack
45. Posted by kitty myers on September 22, 2005 11:15 PM
I dunno, she looks matronly. I think it's due to that extra weight she's haulin'.
46. Posted by Spare E on September 22, 2005 11:50 PM
Again, a 14 who has deluded herself into thinking she's a size 4.
47. Posted by amy on September 23, 2005 01:17 AM
Good Lord...its like seeing Marlon Brando (the old version) in a bikini. Oh...I think my eyes are burning.
48. Posted by him_lover on September 23, 2005 02:32 AM
SUSAN!! from survivor! that is so dead on that it is really very frightening.
49. Posted by Mermaid on September 23, 2005 02:45 AM
I hate to stop the boob controversy, but those boobs are real. Implants would be hanging but still pointing north. Also, the fat in her underarms is real, idicative of a real rack. Still she seriously needs an underwire.
50. Posted by Dawn7 on September 23, 2005 03:34 AM
Ok, I hate to be hard on anyone, because no one is anywhere near perfect...BUT...as I recall, Mariah had smaller, pretty, perky, boobs in her golden years- I know they are supposed to sag as us chickie doos age..but when did her bitties become ginormous in the first place? Let alone deflate?? Also, The character she most reminds me of- Minnie Mouse. Does anyone else see that? I saw more of these photos somewhere else- her head is way too small for her body and she has a very large noodle. I rest my case.
51. Posted by sugarplum on September 23, 2005 06:54 AM
Just because they are hanging doesn't mean they are real. Skin DOES stretch, even if you put half a melon in it pointing upwards, gravity, is gravity. They are not real, and it's obvious.
52. Posted by Joe Mamma on September 23, 2005 07:38 AM
Thise aren't Real! Look at the stretched and distended skin on the sides and how the crease is forming, a classic sign of a women with implants that are bigger than her frame can carry.
Iv'e spent 6 years working for an online porn retailer, trust me, i'm an expert.
53. Posted by Pollo on September 23, 2005 07:52 AM
Well... She's Mariah, the brand new (big) mermaid
54. Posted by Proteon on September 23, 2005 11:42 AM
Obvious train wreck aside - apparently being caught on camera equates to being in public.
55. Posted by Ragin_Pope_Angus on September 23, 2005 12:08 PM
Everyone say with me while looking at Mariah.
"Hai. My names Mariah Gump. Life is like a glass of grape juice. It turns your tongue purple."
56. Posted by hautecouture18 on September 23, 2005 12:19 PM
lmfao hahahah! that was wonderful angus! Absolutely genius. haha im still crackin up
57. Posted by Nikk The Templar on September 23, 2005 01:07 PM
It's Lady Bathory!
58. Posted by Martin92 on September 23, 2005 02:28 PM
Why the hell is Shamu on the front page of The Superficial?
59. Posted by Juliette on September 23, 2005 03:56 PM
The recent pictures of her and Eddie Murphy are equally as bad.
60. Posted by eatme on September 23, 2005 04:08 PM
no one loves the big titties more than i but if they are that jacked cover those things up a little better - they make bathing suits with support - give the illussion of hotness you're a celb for christ sake
61. Posted by ImRichBitch! on September 23, 2005 04:13 PM
where r the pics w/ ediie murphy juliette?
62. Posted by Xarah on September 23, 2005 05:20 PM
At least she doesn't have her 'abs' painted on...that we can see.
63. Posted by Juliette on September 23, 2005 07:53 PM
ImRichBitch- I think they are posted in the Forums Pictures section if I remember correctly...
64. Posted by EspressoMilitia on September 23, 2005 08:19 PM
well getting fat, drinking red wine and swimming in the sparkling blue sea, that sounds exactly how I want to get old.
65. Posted by follydolly on September 24, 2005 12:27 AM
...how was she ever considered attractive?
66. Posted by sexydarin on September 24, 2005 04:05 AM
her tits look ugly and her face looks worse than her tits. She looks pie eyed to boot. Has she caught up to madonna yet in the slut category?
67. Posted by mutterhals on September 24, 2005 08:44 AM
but her titties smell deliciously of ham in hot weather
68. Posted by whitetigerjaide on September 24, 2005 03:21 PM
I dont think her breasts are fake, are they?
They look real to me
Oh and by the way
Great group
I love it
69. Posted by bryansbaby on September 25, 2005 03:13 PM
Sick.
70. Posted by Queen LaQueefah on September 26, 2005 03:35 PM
What you guys don't know is that Mariah drunkenly wandered into the water to take a dump, and her face expresses the extreme release felt after a drunken poo.
71. Posted by ImRichBitch! on September 26, 2005 03:42 PM
lmfao!!!! oh shit! literally! hahaha!
72. Posted by anorexic queen on September 27, 2005 06:44 AM
ew. she's so fat and disgusting looking.
73. Posted by braindeadmonkey on December 4, 2005 06:21 AM
If she floats on her back and puts one of those little plastic cocktail palm trees in her belly-button, she could be mistaken for an island on satellite photos...
74. Posted by LaydeeBug on February 3, 2006 12:29 PM
Oh jesus christ, It's Mooby Dyke.
75. Posted by tonks7 on March 6, 2006 09:58 AM
she is ugly !