September 21, 2005
Teri Hatcher is a damn fool
Page Six is reporting that after Felicity Huffman won the Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series, she wanted a picture with her castmates, most of whom happily complied, while Teri Hatcher refused.
For once, I'm going to avoid comments about Marcia Cross ripping off wigs or stealing babies or whatever other crazy things she did on Melrose Place, and I'm just going to say that Teri Hatcher needs to fire her dumbass publicist. Somebody with half a brain needs to make sure Hatcher is in every one of these picture, because if she isn't, no matter how legitimate the reason, we're all just content to assume she's a bitch. And that's probably not true. She dealt with Dean Cain for like four years, didn't she? In fact, she played second fiddle to Dean Cain for four years. There's no way she'd rather stand in Cain's shadow than in Huffman's. I'm telling you, there's no way. No, dude, fame doesn't always change people. Okay, you know what? If you keep second guessing me, I'm going to send Marcia Cross to steal your baby. End of story.
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Comments
1. Posted by Clance-man on September 21, 2005 02:11 PM
Teri's been a has-been before. She can be one again...in a heartbeat.
2. Posted by Tommy Cruise on September 21, 2005 02:15 PM
I still don't know who any of these bitches are. Could someone enlighten me? And why is her nickname Teri "Down the" Hatcher? I just don't get it. It's like I've been locked up somewhere for a longoria time without any contact with the rest of the world. Sorry to sound so cross, but ever since I got out of isolation, I've been pretty huffmanly.
3. Posted by Jon on September 21, 2005 02:34 PM
Wow, what a bitch.
Seriously though, I hope she pisses off the producer and gets killed off the show. That would show the diva.
4. Posted by bone_daddio on September 21, 2005 02:52 PM
ms. hatcher should learn to bend over and take one for the team....guess she can always go back to Uncle Howie and sell cell phones.
5. Posted by seminole on September 21, 2005 02:55 PM
I'm looking at that picture and thinking "seminole salad with four croutons". Although I could do without Sheridan(all the plastic surgery has resulted in man-face).
Anyhoo, it would be a very sexy salad.
6. Posted by Proteon on September 21, 2005 03:10 PM
Let me see here: a bunch of desperately-clinging-to-vanity and what's left of youth 40 somethings portraying desperately-clinging-to-vanity and what's left of youth 40 something housewives.
Irony ensues.
7. Posted by Gerry on September 21, 2005 03:22 PM
LOL, you so funny.
8. Posted by andrewthezeppo on September 21, 2005 04:57 PM
I'm sure Teri is a bitch. Marcia Cross is the favourite of every single person I know who watches the show and Felicity was good on Sports Night and married William H. Macy. Clearly they are both more deserving of awards.
Also, why does Teri's face look like that now?
9. Posted by John on September 21, 2005 05:03 PM
Let me tell you a story about Teri Hatcher.
I had the good fortune to tour with her on the first national tour of Cabaret. She was the star, I was a sound guy. We were in Boston on the tour, and I posted a note on the callboard looking for people to share a ride with over the day off to New York City. Teri called me into her dressing room and asked if I wanted to ride with her into NYC in her producer-supplied limo, which I did.
She's one of the sweetest, nicest people I have ever met and one with very little star baggage/bullshit... which is why I take press stories like this with a grain of salt.
10. Posted by Candy on September 21, 2005 05:14 PM
I have to agree. I don't think Teri's a bitch and that's because she put up with Dean for all those years and never said a bad word about him. With that greasy hair and that ego, I know it was a hard thing for her to do.
11. Posted by dirtyho on September 21, 2005 05:29 PM
That limo story had a very, very disappointing ending...
12. Posted by Juliette on September 21, 2005 05:40 PM
The funniest part of the whole thing is that Felicity Huffman was denied entrance into one of the after parties. She said that on Ellen Monday. Apparently, she had her damn Emmy in her hand and they wouldn't let her in because it was too crowded.
Tear.
13. Posted by edielucy on September 21, 2005 07:47 PM
Love the site but can you PLEASE get rid of the picture of the Zero Boutique slut fingering herself? Dis.Gust. Ing.
14. Posted by AmberDextrose on September 22, 2005 06:23 AM
Yeah that minge shot is... well, mingin'!
15. Posted by PirateWench on September 22, 2005 09:12 AM
Teri Hatcher is the weak link on that show, and Felicity Huffman is lucky not to have her anorexic horseface in the photo.
Meow.
16. Posted by mutterhals on September 22, 2005 04:11 PM
First of all, that show is straight poop, secondly i love how people are criticizing a woman they dont even know for some suspected slight against that other old lady. you know the blond chick, i suggest psychotropic drugs for everyone
17. Posted by OdetoBrit on September 22, 2005 07:07 PM
Ok, Here's a true story.
A friend of mine's father was a grip for numerous Tv shows, all which failed, and before Desperate Housewives even aired, that friend was asking all of us to PLEASE watch the show, cuz she really wants her dad to have a permanent job this time and hopefully it will do well, yadda yadda.
Well, this girl moved cuz obviously, the show blew up!!! But before she left us all in the dust, we asked about our juicy celebrity gossip. And this is before the whole Vanity Fair shoot, mind you.
Her dad said himself, that Teri Hatcher is in fact, a big bitch and she is skinny like a girl we know who looks anorexic. She treats everyone like garbage and thinks her stuff dont stink. He had no complaints about anyone else.
18. Posted by Dirty Howie on September 22, 2005 09:41 PM
All women are cunts, especially to each other. These washed up, botoxed old broads, all worn out with age, STDs and failure, have suddenly gotten a second chance to resurrect their 'done nothing to this point except get nude on camera' careers and will now do everything in their power to ruin it with this idiotic inhouse cat fighting. Women can not get along with each other. This show will go down in flames because women do not have the capability to look at this success story in the longview and realize that they've found a pot of gold and, therefore, should forego their egos for the good of all. Hell, yeah.
19. Posted by Diana on September 23, 2005 11:35 AM
If Teri thinks SHE deserves the award she is sadly mistaken. The show would be better off without her. If anyone should be bitter it should be Marcia Cross because I think she makes the show, (In my opinion)
20. Posted by Ms. Dilligaff on September 24, 2005 12:37 AM
You're a meeeeean one, Ms. Grinch.