September 20, 2005
Rebecca Romijn Engaged to Jerry O'Connell
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell got engaged in New York over the weekend. O'Connell's publicist confirmed the details, though was unable to explain why a crotch-massagingly hot woman like Rebecca Romijn would ever agree to marry a guy like Jerry O'Connell.
Putting my detective skills to work, I figure either O'Connell has the most massive penis in the world, or he's holding Rebecca's mother captive in his basement. There might be other explanations, but I can't come up with anything else that makes sense. And considering there's no way Jerry O'Connell has a massive penis, let's just go ahead and assume there's an old woman living in a cage under his house eating nothing but bread and water.
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Comments
1. Posted by Boston Girl on September 20, 2005 05:20 PM
I heard she is pregnant and looks like she really is. Look at the bulge in her stomach...
Hmmm
2. Posted by AmericanPrincess on September 20, 2005 05:36 PM
"...And considering there's no way Jerry O'Connell has a massive penis, let's just go ahead and assume there's an old woman living in a cage under his house eating nothing but bread and water."
Bread and water? Oh no! All those carbs...!
3. Posted by Dawn on September 20, 2005 05:37 PM
I'd tie puppies to train tracks if I thought it would make Rebecca happy.
How Uncle Jesse from Full House and...well...whoever the fuck Jerry O'Connell is got to spend any kind of time in her company without the words "Can I get you anything to drink before you order" being uttered is beyond fucking belief.
4. Posted by lloyddobler on September 20, 2005 05:47 PM
like Vern Tessio is marrying a supermodel. maybe there's hope for me. no? ok you're right.
5. Posted by izzy on September 20, 2005 05:55 PM
who the fuck is jerry o'connell? and just look at him, there is no way he has a massive penis. no way.
6. Posted by Master Shake on September 20, 2005 06:03 PM
Maybe he promised to take her down the railroad tracks and show her a dead body.
7. Posted by PinkRose on September 20, 2005 06:04 PM
First she was "Stamos-ed". Now she will be "O'Connell-ed". That woman has weird taste in men.
8. Posted by Hubris on September 20, 2005 06:09 PM
Apparently no one has seen director's cut of the Stand By Me:
"I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw Vern's massive penis. It happened in the summer of 1959 - a long time ago, but only if you measure in terms of years. Or penises."
9. Posted by sk8er on September 20, 2005 06:19 PM
she does look like shes pregnant
10. Posted by BEAM on September 20, 2005 06:52 PM
Rebecca Stamos seems to get less and less hot each time I see her, which isnt that often.
11. Posted by Tommy Cruise on September 20, 2005 06:56 PM
Maybe he's a Scientologist. Women always find that hot. I should know.
12. Posted by jfive on September 20, 2005 07:22 PM
who da hell is jerry o'conell?? wasnt he in teen wolf 2??lol
13. Posted by philipherold.com on September 20, 2005 07:37 PM
I supect it is that she as stupid as a fucking door hinge.
14. Posted by MissKiKi on September 20, 2005 07:55 PM
1st john stamos? now this loser?
wtf is wrong with this girl
15. Posted by Carissa on September 20, 2005 08:02 PM
What is wrong with Jerry O'Connell? He's funny and cute and if he makes her happy who the hell cares. And she does not look pregnant, you are just used to seeing her rail thin - now she has some meat on her and looks great.
16. Posted by robinz on September 20, 2005 08:26 PM
I'd hit it.
17. Posted by mac2048 on September 20, 2005 08:30 PM
Wow, k-dawg (love that name, by the way, tres classy), your post was obviously well thought out and wonderfully constructed.
Now why don't you just go back to the hole in the ground from whence you came?
18. Posted by Candy on September 20, 2005 08:44 PM
So she wouldnt give John babies but she gets knocked up by this turd? Lovely.
19. Posted by celeb_hater on September 20, 2005 10:32 PM
Didn't she just recently get divorced from Stamos? Man, this chick works fast.
So how long do you think they will stay together, assuming they get married? I say 18 months.
20. Posted by Lennox532 on September 20, 2005 10:46 PM
A hot woman who wastes her natural resources. What is the penalty for stupidity?
21. Posted by XJC on September 20, 2005 10:51 PM
Maybe she's using cocaine too...
Oh, scratch that. It's most probably heroin. Now that's really sense-messing.
22. Posted by Rundown on September 20, 2005 11:37 PM
Jesus Christ, that bitch is fat! Better be pregnant with a gut like that. And she looks kinda like a man. Also, i heard Jerry O'Connell is gay. With his brother.
23. Posted by Lord Helmet on September 21, 2005 01:19 AM
She's so hot.....I bet she gives great helmet.
24. Posted by Jenny on September 21, 2005 01:33 AM
I don't know if O'Donnell is getting anything that great. I mean, I know, Rebecca is hot. But the best she could do in her previous relationship was Uncle Jessie. My guess is she's that type of girl who likes being with not-that-hot guys.
25. Posted by Xetelian on September 21, 2005 01:56 AM
Maybe he paid her? For the Publicity?
I don't know...but...damn go O'Connell
26. Posted by fuzzlebutts on September 21, 2005 03:17 AM
myb it is a love.....
but its probablly not.
its probablly that O'Connell is a hemaphrodite and rebecca is turned on by hairy jock looking men women,
not that is hawtnezz,
...or not.
27. Posted by jakemento on September 21, 2005 03:20 AM
In case you are wondering Jerry O'Connell was in the hit kangaroo jack. go jerome!
28. Posted by roomsey on September 21, 2005 11:33 AM
Bun in the oven, only reason for it
29. Posted by Liz on September 21, 2005 11:37 AM
Wasn't Jerry O'Connell in "My Secret Identity" back in the day?
30. Posted by Melissa Morrow on September 21, 2005 12:59 PM
I think it is precious that she does charity work.
31. Posted by Nikk The Templar on September 21, 2005 03:36 PM
Jerry O'Connell.
Hm.
She sure can pick winners.
And those shoes she's wearing are really tacky.
32. Posted by AmericanPrincess on September 21, 2005 05:16 PM
Jerry O'Connell also played the (cheating) boyfriend in Mariah Carey's "Heartbreaker" video.
33. Posted by lotusflwr on September 21, 2005 05:41 PM
One thing we know for sure is that Conan O'Brien will be very upset to hear about this.
34. Posted by CastIronBitch on September 22, 2005 01:06 AM
D'oh people! O'Connell is in Crossing Jordan. (Please catch the sarcasm, otherwise I am wasted on you "morans.")
Anywhoo, I actually agree with whoever up there said he was cute. Because he is. I would do him in a heartbeat.
Anyway, relationships are not all about looks, not even...in..holly...all right all right, yeah, even I couldn't keep a straight face for that shit.
But c'mon, they're both b-listers who gives a flying fuck who they fuck, how they fuck where they fuck, the fuck they fucking fuck.
You get the idea.
Or else you get therapy.
Actually, both wouldn't be a bad idea.
35. Posted by b~money on September 22, 2005 02:40 AM
guess we know what her type is now: no-talent mimbos with fading careers. at least this one's taller than her...
36. Posted by AmberDextrose on September 22, 2005 06:29 AM
What is it with the make up these *stars* wear that turns them into female impersonators?
Does Ru Paul do their makeup?
Aw shucks, I jus jealous coz I aint got no time to even check the mirror since poppin' 2 sprogs.
37. Posted by Ava333 on September 22, 2005 01:43 PM
I heard Rebecca has a weener...now that I think of it she DOES look like a man...maybe Uncle Jesse got wise and decided to pawn her off to this "lucky" guy.
38. Posted by Eukonidor on September 22, 2005 02:13 PM
Trip McNeely. Guys like him are a dime a dozen.
Execpt Rebecca whatever her last last name is
39. Posted by dizzydallas on September 25, 2005 06:20 AM
rebecca is supposed to be really nice and prego...after all she is Mystik in X-men hot in blue and red...he is tryin lookin better than when he was the fat not phat in stand by me...rip river...at least he doesnt have a mullet.......still