September 16, 2005
Liv Tyler is not skinny

Did Liv Tyler eat Kirstie Alley while I wasn't looking? Because you shouldn't eat people. You should eat food.
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Comments
1. Posted by the_gilberator on September 19, 2005 01:12 PM
Holy Beluga! Maybe the Russians are cultivating her for caviar...or maybe she's just fat. Either way, it's kinda funny to see a fat elf.
2. Posted by Liz Birkel on September 19, 2005 01:13 PM
I totally left the first comment. Sweet.
3. Posted by Liz Birkel on September 19, 2005 01:14 PM
Dang, I was beaten by mere seconds.
4. Posted by Minionated on September 19, 2005 01:15 PM
Fat people love me.
5. Posted by therapture on September 19, 2005 01:15 PM
Wow, what the heck happened to her....she used to be hot...maybe some special elf impregnation occured....
6. Posted by Ellie on September 19, 2005 02:08 PM
She had a baby. You know, normal people gain weight after that. I think she looks cute.
7. Posted by nahanni on September 19, 2005 02:24 PM
i think most of the comments here so far are really mean. she just a baby for crying out loud! what a surprise--some people are actually normal and take some time to drop baby weight. not everyone starves themselves while working out three hours a day so they can pose on the cover of FHM or Maxim just weeks after giving birth. i think liv looks beautiful, as always. sheesh.
8. Posted by Gophergutz on September 19, 2005 02:33 PM
at least she's out doing something that looks like exercise (we assume that's not a quart of Ben and Jerry's in that bag). And not loading up on "Trimspa Baby" like other former lard-asses. And don't even get me started on Kirstie Alley.
9. Posted by Tommy Cruise on September 19, 2005 02:51 PM
Don't blame us, she's the one who wanted to become "mortal". Genie always says, "Be careful what you wish for!"
10. Posted by Rich N Famous on September 19, 2005 02:54 PM
i thought she was an elf
11. Posted by emily on September 19, 2005 03:16 PM
I still think she's hot.
12. Posted by The Rach-tastic on September 19, 2005 03:49 PM
Quiet, all you pregnancy supporters! Come on, reproducing? Overrated. Preservation of anorexic, elfin good looks for the sake of web nerds and culture whores is totally supposed to come before keeping the planet populated.
(Though frankly, I do agree that she looks fine anyway.)
13. Posted by chickenisgurd on September 19, 2005 06:25 PM
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14. Posted by sugarplum on September 19, 2005 07:23 PM
She had a baby, and I think she's gorgeous even with extra pounds on. Seriously, she's one of the few people in hollywood who seems to have common sense.
15. Posted by sparkydingle on September 19, 2005 07:30 PM
Good for her, she's fat, but she's still sweating it out on a bike trying to do something about it. So what if a few children run screaming??
16. Posted by Coxcomb on September 19, 2005 07:49 PM
Whatever, Liv has been larger than the average waif for ages now, and nobody has complained - this photo is unflattering and she still looks good.
17. Posted by celeb_hater on September 19, 2005 08:53 PM
yeah, she is a mommma now and women do carry weight after birth so leave her alone. If she was some coke snorting, cock sucking ho like other celebs then she'd be fair game, but I understand she's down to earth. So I'll respect her weight gain and hope her and baby are in good health.
18. Posted by blanket on September 19, 2005 10:32 PM
Maybe she'll become a plus sized model like her sister.
19. Posted by EspressoMilitia on September 19, 2005 10:35 PM
yeah, she just had Aragorn's baby, and he's a king after all!
20. Posted by AmberDextrose on September 20, 2005 06:40 AM
Why do people use babies as an excuse for fat? I've had two and am not fat - aaaaah, what's that horrible thing slopped over my keyboard? Oh, phew, it's just my size 20 smock.
But no, it's true: babies do not equal fat. Sick all over your clothes and no time to brush your hair, yes. Time to eat and/or sit around? In my dreams!
She must have a nanny. She has clearly brushed her hair AND she's sitting down!
21. Posted by CapnAwesome on September 20, 2005 08:04 AM
As a fat nerd at a computer who has seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy multiple times, I feel I am qualified to judge Ms. Tyler and her weight gain.
Geez, what a fat pig of a loser.
Welp, back to my Mountain Dew and Funyuns.
22. Posted by Joe Mamma on September 20, 2005 08:05 AM
I believe her when she says that the fat is because of babies. Babies smothered in gravy!!!
If she looked like that in Armageddon Ben would have stayed on the asteroid.
23. Posted by Eukonidor on September 20, 2005 08:58 AM
At least she doesn't look like a crack addicted skeleton, like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan. She looks like the rest of the regular sized women out there. When is this going to be considered beautiful? I think she looks healthy and normal.
24. Posted by K-dawg on September 20, 2005 10:55 AM
Well all you other plumpers can have Ms. Fatty McFat Fat cause she is gross and huge. There is one less celebirty that I will sleep with...again!
25. Posted by Ms. Dilligaff on September 20, 2005 07:45 PM
Hey, back off. It could be her heavy sister who looks just like her, only...heavy.
26. Posted by follydolly on September 21, 2005 12:29 AM
who cares? I love liv tyler... at least she eats at all....
27. Posted by Plastic on September 21, 2005 12:10 PM
ew gross
28. Posted by Diana on September 23, 2005 11:42 AM
She is NOT that big, give her some time to get the baby weight off. GEEZ!
29. Posted by mutterhals on September 23, 2005 04:12 PM
I love how people take up for assholes they dont even know. God I'm angry. Somebody argue with me!!!!!
30. Posted by Salacious on September 24, 2005 08:48 AM
I love Liv Tyler. I think she looks great.
31. Posted by dangel on September 25, 2005 10:15 PM
I wish my wife was that fat. She's REALLY fat.
32. Posted by barrysoccer on September 27, 2005 05:22 AM
OMG, she ate those hobbits!!!
33. Posted by delirifacient on January 5, 2006 01:42 AM
To all the men who posted disparaging comments: you are dating insecure women who are obsessed with their weight. They are really cheating on you when they say they're going to the gym. Trust me. Unless you're gay, of course.
To all the women who posted the like: You have many parts that jiggle during intercourse. Trust me.
Y'all are dorks.
XOXO
Penny
34. Posted by TheTruthHurts on April 14, 2006 03:23 AM
right....
Anyway, shes always been a bit of a tubbo.
She says she refuses to submit to Hollywood standards and now shes dieting to get movie roles.
Tsk Tsk.