September 12, 2005

Jordan might be a little excessive

Jordan got married to Peter Andre over the weekend, showing up in a horse-drawn carriage to a ceremony at Highclere Castle. Still no word on if she broke the world record for the longest wedding dress, but she's already a winner in my book because her breasts are the size of watermelons. And sure, that has nothing to do with anything, but whenever you're given a chance to compare breasts to watermelons you take it. That's what heroes do.

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