September 12, 2005

Jessica Simpson is a hussy

I learned an important lesson yesterday morning while sitting piously in church, listening to the good Reverend's Sunday sermon. Or, actually, I could have been slumped over the couch, watching reruns of Maury while literally covered in beer and cheeto dust. I can't remember which one, I was still pretty coked up from the night before. Regardless, the lesson I learned from the Reverend/Maury was this: thou shall not commit adultery.

Clearly Jessica Simpson needs to put her wedding ring back on, stop accepting copious amounts of booze from strange men, and start watching some more Maury. On this one episode there was a 10-year old kid that weighed 200 lbs. It was awesome.