September 02, 2005

Tyson Beckford retires

tbeckford_retire.jpgTyson Beckford announced his retirement from modeling on Wednesday, blaming Señor Walrus Face III for "making the fashion biz ugly." He tells the NY Daily News, "Sean John has turned me off to the fashion world ... He doesn't understand fashion. If he wasn't in the music business, he wouldn't be in fashion. I was doing the brother a favor."

And if you're wondering what a man like Tyson Beckford could possibly do instead of modeling, he sas he'll turn his attention to acting and - no I'm not making this up - auto racing. Based on my numerous degrees in genetics, as well as the fact that Tyson used to model for Ralph Lauren, I think it's safe to say that he's officially Caucasian. The only way he could be more white is if he started eating possums and grew a mullet. And then maybe slept with his 300lb cousin in the trailer home his father left him.

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