August 30, 2005

Jennifer Aniston creep pleads not guilty

janiston_notguilty.jpgThe 48-year-old homeless man that entered Jennifer Aniston's Malibu home pleaded not guilty yesterday to burglary charges. Additionally, Jennifer Aniston filed a petition against him which prevents him from contacting her or getting anywhere near her. Too bad really, because the crazy homeless man that jumped her fence and broke into her home probably would have made a great new friend. He could have given her some nice life lessons too, like how to bathe in the sewer, eat rats, or break into famous people's homes. The kind of stuff you just can't learn in a classroom.

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