August 30, 2005

2005 MTV Video Music Awards is generous

elongoria_vma.jpgGoody bags were on offer to all performers and nominees at the MTV Video Music Awards, and included $1,000 mink eyelashes and 24-carat gold lash curlers which came courtesy of Shu Uemura. I didn't get any myself, but those would have gone awesome with my $1 million diamond-encrusted toilet paper. It hurts like hell when you wipe, but the way it makes your feces sparkle is worth every penny.

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