August 29, 2005

Suge Knight is shot

Suge Knight was shot in the leg at an MTV awards party over the weekend, though no suspects have been arrested. According to the AP, a police report described the shooter as "a black male wearing a pink shirt," and a police spokesman said, "We are interviewing all the witnesses we can to hopefully develop a composite." I don't want to piss on anybody's parade, but a "black male wearing a pink shirt" isn't a lot to go on, and you sure as hell can't develop a composite off of that. Then again, maybe the police will get lucky and the shooter will never change his shirt. Ever. For the rest of his life.

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