August 08, 2005

Britney Spears photographer shot in leg

According to authorities, a photographer named Brad Diaz was shot in the leg with a BB gun outside a home where he believed Britney Spears was attending a bridal shower. He was allegedly outside the home's long driveway with about 10 other photographers when he was hit in the leg by a BB.

"It could've been somebody driving by, walking by, we have no idea where it came from," said authorities.

This would have made a better story if Britney Spears had just run outside with a chain saw and started sawing off photographers' heads. Random BB shootings of the paparazzi is pretty good, but the world needs pictures of Britney Spears chain sawing people's heads off more than it needs a cure to cancer.

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