July 28, 2005

Tara Reid is still a drunken whore

As if Tara Reid's transition from American Pie actress into ultimate whore wasn't evident enough, here are some pictures of her and Paris Hilton looking classy as ever at the VIP Room. From the looks of things, maybe she should have put off that new boob job and gotten some work done on her ass. If you're going to be stumbling around drunk in clubs letting random people grab your butt, maybe put some effort into making it at least slightly appealing. Or, you know, cover it up with a skirt that actually reaches below the cheeks. Then again, I have no idea what it takes to be a drunken whore so maybe I should just leave it to the professionals who know what they're doing.