July 19, 2005

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are getting married again

Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are reportedly set to remarry, possibly at the end of the week. According to Page Six, Tommy Lee proposed to Pamela Anderson last Friday at the Palms Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas and she said yes.

"He got her a black diamond with two gray diamonds on the side," says the source. "After she said yes, they flew on the Palm's private jet back to L.A. — but they crossed out the 'l' on the side of the jet so it said 'Pam's.' "

I'm not going to pretend I know what's going on with Pamela Anderson, but maybe re-marrying the man that used to beat her isn't the best idea in the world. Then again, neither was dating Kid Rock, starring in a crappy show, or having two sons that will need years of therapy because their mom is Pamela Anderson. At least she still has her huge fake boobs, so that's cool. If anybody ever questions her integrity as a human, she can just pull them out and say, "See these? These are big breasts, baby. And that means I'm classy." Okay, I have no idea what the boob reference had to do with anything, but talking about Pamela Anderson and not mentioning her breasts is like talking about King Kong and not mentioning he's a giant ape that scales buildings and fights dinosaurs.