July 18, 2005

Jude Law does the nanny

Jude Law and his fiance Sienna Miller have broken up after Jude was accused of sleeping with his children's nanny. Yesterday, The Sun reported that 32-year old Jude was still after Daisy Wright just a few days ago. “Daisy says Jude seduced her when she was looking after one of his children in New Orleans, where he was filming All The Kings Men,” the paper reports. The Sun also claims that he even told his ex-wife Sadie Frost that one of their kids lied by claiming “to have caught him in bed with Daisy”.

“Following the reports in today’s paper, I just want to say I am deeply ashamed and upset that I’ve hurt Sienna and the people most close to us," says Jude in response. "I want to publicly apologize to Sienna and our respective families for the pain I’ve caused. There is no defense for my actions, which I deeply regret and I ask that you respect our privacy at this very difficult time.”

I guess going through Jude Law's trash looking for the condom he used to sleep with his nanny isn't really considered respecting his privacy. You know what is though? The hidden camera I set up in his bedroom. Nothing says 'respect for privacy' more than streaming video of him and his nanny having crazy British sex in front of his kids. Unless you count the army of Jude Law clones I created from the semen in his used condom. That's pretty respectful of privacy as well.

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