July 15, 2005

Eva Longoria is dating Tony Parker

Eva Longoria has finally confirmed she's dating basketball star Tony Parker. Last month she was spotted wearing what looked like an engagement ring at the NBA finals game between San Antonio and Detroit, but insisted she wasn't engaged. However, after joining Parker in China for the Basketball Without Borders charity event, Eva confirmed their relationship saying, "I've been linked to so many guys, but they got it right [with him]."

I guess this means I should stop waiting outside her house pretending she's my girlfriend. I should also probably stop breaking into her underwear drawer and stealing all her thongs. And I should definitely stop replacing her thongs with little notes that say "I know where you live and I'm going to kill you." I mean, that's just inappropriate now that she has a boyfriend.

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