July 01, 2005

Jessica Alba is tougher than sharks

jaf42.jpgAccording to a report on Female First: “Jessica Alba punched a shark on the nose when it got too close to her while filming her new her new movie. The sexy actress was shooting underwater scenes in the Bahamas for upcoming film 'Into The Blue' when the deadly fish swam too close for comfort. So the 24-year-old star lashed out and managed to scare the shark away. She revealed: "I jabbed him on the nose and he swam off".

As someone with an advanced degree in marine biology - I also have a pipe and a tweed jacket, so listen up - it might not be the greatest idea to punch sharks in the nose, regardless of how hot you are. Cause, what if the shark wasn't even gonna bite you. He was just going for a swim. And then you punch him in the nose. And all of his buddies are watching. I mean, he pretty much has to bite you then, right?

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1. Posted by TheBreadGirl on December 29, 2005 04:23 AM

If you knew anything about marine biology, you would know that, considering sharks have bad eyesight, they probably wouldn't be able to make the connection between a fist and pain. Also, if you knew anything about animal safety, you would be aware of the fact that in circumstances with shark attacks, you're supposed to punch the shark in the nose or gills. This is actually a universal animal safety method, excluding the gills part.

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