June 16, 2005

Sex with Angelina Jolie is not that great

I’m not really sure what the relationship is these days between Angelina Jolie and ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton, so I’m not sure if this comment by him was directed at her, but the New York Daily News seems to think it was, and that’s good enough for me:

‘Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good,’ Thornton says in July's Esquire. ‘Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world,' it may literally be like fucking the couch.’ (Jolie was Esquire's "Sexiest Person in the World" last year.)”

We could go back and forth all day about whether I have or have not had sex with a couch, but the point here is that I find it impossible to believe that sex with Angelina Jolie is anything less than earth shattering. It got Brad Pitt to dump his wife and leave his Malibu mansion to camp out in Ethiopian villages with more types of pestilence than toilet paper, so I gotta imagine she’s at least down for a frosty.

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