June 13, 2005

Scarlett Johansson needs to think harder

According to a story on Glamour UK, “Scarlett Johansson says her ultimate fantasy would be having sex in the back seat of a car … ‘I do think having sex in a car is sexy. If I were in a really raunchy frame of mind and thinking of doing something crazy and kinky and sexy, the back seat would be it.’

I haven’t gotten around to having sex with Scarlett Johansson yet, I’ve been pretty busy, but I’ve always assumed it was gonna be pretty hot. Now I’m not so sure. Scarlett needs to get a computer, cause the back-seat fantasy died in the 1950’s once people figured out what porn was and it was only exciting in the first place cause drive-in movies led you to believe you might get attacked by a monster. If her ultimate deviant fantasy is sex in the back seat, I might bring a magazine or something cause I’m gonna get pretty bored pretty fast. Unless the back seat is filled with 10 other models and a saddle and some cowgirl hats. And a little something called the ‘Mr. T Power Fist.’ Although I’m gonna need a AC outlet and a surge suppressor for that one.

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