May 04, 2005

Katie Holmes has mouth problems

kholmes_mouth.jpgAre they cold sores? Are they bruises? Are they small alien creatures that live on the faces of droopy-faced celebrities? Only time will tell, my friends. Only time will tell.

That said, I hear Tom Cruise likes to kick his girlfriends in the mouths and give them all sorts of weird mouth bruises. And Herpes. He's a classy guy.

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