April 18, 2005

Brad Pitt has interesting taste

According to E! Online, Brad Pitt has recently begun to date Mariane Pearl, widow of Daniel Pearl, the Wall Street Journal reporter who was beheaded by Muslim terrorists in January of 2002.

"They're seeing each other," (said) a Pearl confidant. "I don't know how serious it is, but they're definitely seeing each other. The U2 concert (that they recently attended together) was a date."

I always kinda assumed Angelina Jolie was insane, but I figured that was balanced out by her bone-jarringly hot ass and enthusiasm for deviant sex so filthy and bizarre, even ‘Serpiente’ - the guy who holds down the girls in snuff films from Ecuador - would say, “I don’t know man, that seems a little weird.” But I can’t imagine how whacked out she would have to be for me to tire of sex with her after just a few weeks. No matter what mindless insanity she was talkin about, I’m pretty sure I could just tune her out while staring at her lips and thinking up new ways to defile them. Mariane Pearl has been through enough, so I’m not real enthusiastic about making fun of her, but its probably safe to say she is less sexy then Angelina Jolie. In fact, its probably safe to say she’s less sexy than a model of Angelina Jolie made out of legos. Granted, those would be pretty sexxxy legos.

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