April 08, 2005

Madonna is confused

“Madonna’s kids, who attend the Lycée Français school in West London, speak mostly in French now — and their Detroit-born mom can't understand a word they say. Madonna's father-in-law, John Ritchie, told The Sun in London that Lourdes, 8, and Rocco, 4, ‘talk to each other in French all day . . . It's very funny. Neither Guy nor Madonna speak a word of the language so they cannot understand anything.’”

It’s absolutely delightful that Madonna finds time in her fantasy world to write children books and give sanctimonious interviews where she opines about how hard it is to be a mom, while back in reality she has so little contact with her kids that whenever they try to talk, they just cock their heads and stare at each other like one them just came through a stargate.

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