April 04, 2005

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen sell apartment

Twin millionaires Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling their $7.3 million Manhattan apartment without having ever lived in it.

Wait wait wait, Mary-Kate and Ashley weren't even living in the $7 million penthouse that I was making fun of them for having? Then where the crap have these two little stick figures been living? On the streets? With hobos? Because if that's the case, I take back all the mean things I've ever said about these girls. Celebrities who can rough it on the streets with the homeless are okay in my book. I mean, as long as they don't start asking me for money and stuff. That's just awkward.

Previous Entries