March 29, 2005

Angelina Joile is filler

I’m not even gonna pretend these pictures are newsworthy. They’re only going up because I refuse to stare at Chris Evans shirtless for the rest of the day when I click on here. And there’s no such thing as too much Angelina. She has a weird effect on people, especially girls. Like my insanely hot and depressingly talented friend Christie, one of many girls who are completely straight but would drown a puppy to get their hands on Angelina for an hour. But only for Angelina. Which is a very girly thing to do. No guy does that. No guy ever says, “Yeah, I’m no homo, but there’s just something about Gary, the way he bends over the engine block to cap the plugs on his GTO. Man, what I wouldn’t give for a piece of that.”