March 17, 2005

Britney Spears says no to baby

Britney Spears has reportedly abandoned plans to have a baby right now because she's terrified the weight gain will ruin her sexy image. I guess nobody has told her that being a fat cow, looking like a hobo, and being seen with acne cream all over your face aren't exactly the sexiest things in the world either. In fact, the only way Britney Spears could get any less sexy would be if she turned into a bald man. And even then, it still might be a step up.

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