March 09, 2005

50 Cent is fancy

“50 Cent wasn't content with the color scheme of the Nintendo DS … and had a custom version of the portable made for him. The DS features camouflage and the name "G-Unit" on the front.”

I’m not really sure why this is noteworthy. The mall I go to has a store that sells dumb shit only billionaire rappers would buy. It’s kinda like a Sharper Image, but instead of waterproof radios, it sells white women and teeth with spinners. Of course, I only went in there for a solid gold eye patch and some diamond encrusted bees, but I can never walk out of there without spending at least a mill. The DS I got is pink with engraved ‘hello kitty’ figures. With little paws for the controls. And instead of G-Unit, mine says ‘Fairy Princess’. In hindsight, I probably should have gotten something a little tougher.

It seems like we only put up pictures of girls, despite the fact that we have a ton of girl readers. So here’s a little something for the ladies…

I know this isn’t the greatest collection in the world, but I wasnt real excited about spending all night looking up pictures of bullet magnet all sweaty and shirtless. Thanks anyway.

And thanks to The Republica for the link.

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